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[drscudworth]

I'm having the most TERRIBLE day! Some INSOLENT student decided to crudely carve the inscription "JFK RULZ" on my office door! Do you know HOW LONG it took to get a door custom printed with my name on it?! That spelling-deficient VANDAL! And the worst part is that it will be IMPOSSIBLE to figure out who did it! Curse you, Sherlock Holmes, for not

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[mineandfine]

....ummm Maybe find the kid with the intials JFk?

[drscudworth]

Uh, duh, who do you think has the initials JFK? It's obvious who it's in reference to! But he's so popular! He's captain of the football team, for goodness sake! ANYONE could have done it!

[mineandfine]

...ummm punish him anyway? Since its his influence that caused it?

[drscudworth]

Well, I suppose a few hours in the death maze never hurt anyone...perhaps I'll interrogate him about it!

[monarch_the]

You have a death maze?

[drscudworth]

Don't most principals?

[monarch_the]

Not unless they're supervillains. I mean, it's not a bad thing, hell, I have one, but I didn't think it fit your... job thing.

[drscudworth]

Oh. Well, I am a mad scientist first and foremost! Principal was more of a necessity, really. Couldn't have the clones going without educations! And besides, then I couldn't UTILIZE THEM FOR MY OWN EVIL ENDS!

[monarch_the]

Guess Venture's got some comptetition with the 'mad scientist' thing, then.

Clones, though, that's classic evil. Gotta respect that. Building an army, or what?

[drscudworth]

Actually, it's a top-secret government project headed by the Board of Shadowy Figures. We made amusing genetic copies of various important people throughout history!

Even I don't know what the clones are ultimately intended for...but I know what I intend to do with them! You see, I was inspired by the movie Jurassic Park III! Only my theme park will have clones instead of dinosaurs!

The best part is the name. Are you ready? CLONEY ISLAND! Isn't that just the best?

[monarch_the]

...So people would go... just to look at the clones of famous people?

[drscudworth]

Of COURSE! And even if they escape, they won't eat people! So no liability issues!

[monarch_the]

Look, I hate to be this blunt, since it's probably like, your first plan and all, but that's completely retarded. No one's going to pay to see that!

[drscudworth]

WHAT?! NO IT'S NOT!

You wouldn't pay to talk to Mahatma Gandhi? Buddha? GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER?

And NO, it is far from being my first plan! I'll have you know I have piles upon piles of evil plot ideas! I've been in the mad science field for years! I HAVE A DOCTORATE!

[monarch_the]

No. Because they're not the same damn person. I mean, yeah, okay, genetics or whatever-- but they haven't like, had the same life experiences. So they're totally different.

Oh name one, Mr. Evil Labcoat.

[drscudworth]

No, the life they'll be living is a BETTER one! They live in a closed community with carefully-selected foster parents. NOTHING WILL HINDER THEIR YOUNG MINDS.

....you know, I killed a man with a crown once.