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[drscudworth]

Oho! I am delighted by the idea of this Live Journal! At last, a place where I might record my innermost thoughts for the entire internet to see! I can’t possibly conceive how this could ever be a bad idea. I don’t know why I didn’t get one before! Well, no, actually, yes I do. I wasn’t aware of the website’s existence. But! That’s all in the past

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[monarch_the]

So you're... evil and stalking teenagers or something?

[drscudworth]

Evil, yes! Stalking, no. I'm a high school principal!

[monarch_the]

So you're an evil principal. Is that your theme? With the Guild?

[drscudworth]

Theme? Guild? I'm afraid I have little to no idea what you're speaking of!

[monarch_the]

You're a villain, right? Basically an insurance company for supervillains. Pretty gay.

[drscudworth]

No! I just told you, I'm a high school principal!

Though my Ph.D is in mad science. But I mean, really, principal just comes with the territory there!

[monarch_the]

Fine, yeah, okay.

[drscudworth]

Also! Why are you dressed like a butterfly?!

[monarch_the]

Because I am the feared and fearsome supervillain The Monarch! Flier of the poison skies! Nightmare of the dreams of all who fight for good!

[drscudworth]

A supervillain who dresses like a butterfly?!

What a cute idea!

[monarch_the]

Cute? Do I look like one of your little TeenPeople slaves?

[drscudworth]

Very! Did you do the stenciling on the chestpiece yourself?

This may come as a surprise, but I often find J-14 to have far more substance than TeenPeople!

[monarch_the]

Mm, yeah, made my own poison darts, too. Had to buy the lasers, but what're you going to do.

I wouldn't know.

[drscudworth]

Poison darts? Those must be useful!

I haven't been allowed lasers for a while, but that will change! EVENTUALLY!

[monarch_the]

They totally are. And what, do you not have any on hand?

[drscudworth]

Well I don't exactly have anything I'd use them for. Not at the moment.

Actually, I wonder if Mr. B can shoot lasers. I'll have to ask him!