Nigerian scammer

Apr 30, 2007 19:22

Another Nigerian scammer just contacted me today on Yahoo Messenger.
I LOVE screwing with these bastards! Hehehe...

(Dateline NBC just broadcast a sting they did called To Catch an ID Thief, in which they tracked down thieves who stole credit card numbers to buy tons of merchandise. It was all run from Nigeria.)

me: hello
tracy_spet: hi

["She" calls herself "Tracy Smith." Her photo is that of a pretty Caucasian brunette.]

me: so why did you contact me?
tracy_spet: from yahoo
tracy_spet: how old are you?
me: wait...why did you contact me?
tracy_spet: love your profile and i think you are the kind of man i wish to be with for life
me: are you serious?
tracy_spet: yes
me: where are you from?
me: russia?
tracy_spet: if am not i wouldnt have contacted you
tracy_spet: am from maple lake
tracy_spet: and you?
me: minnesota?
me: i see your Yahoo ID on a Russian dating site

[Also, I had one "woman" email me from Russia some years ago and say she wanted to marry me. I was also the "man of her dreams." Said she was ready to buy a plane ticket to California!]

tracy_spet: really
me: yup!
me: http://gold.xilove.net/office_details.asp?member_id=154908&fid=6
me: http://flirt.love-x.info/office_details.asp?member_id=154908
tracy_spet: thanks
me: so if you think i'm the man for you
me: why do you?
tracy_spet: what?
me: why do you like a man like me?
tracy_spet: just want to know you and get better maybe we can be together who knows
me: nice :) you're pretty :)
tracy_spet: thanks
tracy_spet: can i see your pic?
me: my pic is on my profile...didn't you see it?
tracy_spet: i mean on here
me: what do you mean?
tracy_spet: on the window here
me: sorry i don't have a picture right now to fit it...but it's on my yahoo profile
tracy_spet: it really cool
tracy_spet: love it
me: hehe...thanks...
me: so pretty lady, why do you like my profile?
tracy_spet: yes you are
tracy_spet: really want to know you better
me: but why, specifically? do you have the same interests? do you think i'm HOT? hahaha
tracy_spet: amd maybe we can get togther till eternity
tracy_spet: yes
me: how did you find my profile?
me: just searching thru yahoo groups?
tracy_spet: on yahoo
me: yeah....so why is a pretty lady like you still single?
tracy_spet: been hurt several time
me: aww...sorry to hear that
me: what attracts you to me, though? do you have an interest in health care?
tracy_spet: yes
tracy_spet: ofcourse
tracy_spet: and yopur lovely face
tracy_spet: you married?
me: no...single
tracy_spet: ok
me: and you?
tracy_spet: am single
tracy_spet: maybe we can hookup and get together
tracy_spet: Hmmm
me: but you're in minnesota
tracy_spet: :)
me: i'm in california
me: do you have any pictures?
tracy_spet: Am not presently in the state...but does distance mean anything in reltionship
me: oh..where are you?
tracy_spet: if we plan well our dream can come true
me: i guess not....
me: where are you now?
tracy_spet: from where
tracy_spet: ?
me: what city are you in now?
tracy_spet: abuja
me: you said you're from maple lake, minnesota right?
tracy_spet: you know the place
me: abuja?
tracy_spet: west africa
me: africa???
tracy_spet: am here for peace concert
tracy_spet: you know the place?
me: ok what do you do? what's your background?
tracy_spet: you know the place?
me: the capital of nigeria
tracy_spet: i work with recreational center
tracy_spet: have you being chatting with anyone here
tracy_spet: but how do you know this place very well
me: look it up in google, baby
tracy_spet: where is up in google
tracy_spet: ?
me: ah ..don't worry about it...
me: can i see some more pictures of you?
tracy_spet: that will be when will get to know better
tracy_spet: ok
me: ok...
me: so what kind of guy are you looking for?
tracy_spet: eternity joy
me: that's not a type of guy
tracy_spet: and caring guy
tracy_spet: that will love me and care for me
tracy_spet: a one woman man
me: so what's your background? where are you from in America?
tracy_spet: maple lake
me: what state?
tracy_spet: minnesota
tracy_spet: and u?
me: what school did you go to?
tracy_spet: where are you from?
me: california
me: what school did you go to
tracy_spet: your country
tracy_spet: ?
me: what school did you go to?
tracy_spet: why are you so curious about my school
me: i have a friend from minnesota....just wondering
me: i like a woman who is smart.....
tracy_spet: how?
me: what school did you go to???
tracy_spet: tell me where you from
me: don't tell me you didn't go to college....
me: that's not attractive
me: if you don't tell me where you went to school, i'm gonna be unhappy....
me: it's not a tough question, lady
me: i thought you wanted to date me...?
me: that's a very basic question
tracy_spet: yes
tracy_spet: but you didnt answer my
me: i'm not happy with you
me: i only like smart women
me: you seem pretty stupid
tracy_spet: how
me: where did you go to college?
me: i thought we had a possible future together....
me: sigh...
me: but you are disappointing me....
me: :(
tracy_spet: just tell me and i will tell you mine ok
me: tell you what?
me: how many hairs i have in my armpits?
tracy_spet: your nationality
me: chinese
me: ok, what was your school?
tracy_spet: sowhat is so hard in that
me: what is so hard about telling your school????
me: i only like intelligent women
tracy_spet: and you dont wantbto tell me little thing about yourself andfyou want me to tell you all about me
me: huh? that doesn't make grammatical sense
me: do you speak English?
tracy_spet: I attended Mound-Westonka High
tracy_spet: school
tracy_spet: and you?
me: how about your college?
tracy_spet: that is my college okay
me: Mound Westonka High School is your COLLLEGE????
me: that's ridiculous
me: are you smoking pot???
tracy_spet: ?
me: forget it...
me: okay baby...so you went to Mound Westonka High for college....
tracy_spet: why are you so curiuous
me: i just like to know about my possible future WIFE :)
me: sorry baby....sorry for getting upset at you...
me: please forgive me
tracy_spet: no...that is not what you mean
tracy_spet: ok
me: ok....also, can you tell me something else?
me: what's your boob size?
tracy_spet: am not in the mood
tracy_spet: ok
me: aww.....
tracy_spet: we chat some other day
me: what are you in the mood for?
tracy_spet: you upset me?
me: "in the mood for luuuuuuv"
me: aww baaaaby, i'm sorry
me: i just want to know my future ex-wife better!
tracy_spet: am not your ex
tracy_spet: ok
me: you're my pre-ex maybe....
me: prex

["She" signs out. DAMN! I just missed another love of my life!]

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