IZAYA IS TURNING JAPANESE 15/?
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March 28 2010, 23:11:33 UTC
“Now, Izzy-chan...” Shizuo's mother began. She sat inbetween the two on the sofa, she faced Izzy. Izaya pulled off confusion really well. It pissed Shizuo off. He knew Izaya was better at this game, but he wasn't going to give in this easily.
“Izzy-chan, what do you think you just did?” His father asked 'her'.
“Hmmm..?” She cocked her head to one side. Mrs. Heiwajima had pulled Izzy out from under the table and furiously scrubbed Shizuo's 'milk' off of Izzy's face while screaming hysterically at Shizuo.
“The...ahem.. the thing you did under the table..” His mother's cheeks were bright red.
“What about it?”
“It's a... private.. sexual thing.” She explained.
“What!? But.. but...! Shizu-chan said its a fun game that every couple plays..!” Izzy buried her face in her hands and sobbed, “Shizu-chan is always tricking me!” Shizuo's blood could melt metal at this point.
“I didn't force he-...” Shizuo's father cut him off.
“Don't utter one word, Shizuo! We are very disappointed in you, young man!”
“Izzy-chan,” She placed her hand on Izzy's back, comfortingly, “..does Shizuo-kun make you do this kind of thing a lot?”
“I...” Izaya looked up and worried his lip in thought, “...I don't know! Do umm...do couples give.. well, do girls touch their boyfriend's man parts under their desks during class? Shizu-chan said it'd be fun!”
“What!? I did not!”
“Shizuo-kun!” His mother exclaimed, “What is wrong with you!? What kind of perverted son have I raised!?” His father chuckled.
“You!” She pointed her finger at her husband, “This is all your fault!” She ran out of the living room in tears.
“You're sleeping on the couch!” She yelled from another room.
“But, sweetheart...!” His father chased after her.
“Well,” Izaya smirked and leaned back on the sofa, he pulled out a small mirror and a tube of lipstick, “Guess I've overextended my stay, huh~?” He fixed his lipstick and smacked his lips together when he was done. Shizou found the sound horribly annoying.
“No kidding.”
“Guess I gotta go...” He sighed and stood up.
“Do me a favor and don't come back, louse.”
“Awww, but then Shizu-chan would miss me too much~!” Izaya's grinning face seemed to expand as he leaned closer and closer to the blonde's face to place a harsh kiss against his lips. It wasn't really a kiss. Shizuo's lips were closed tight. It was more of a mashing of lips or Izaya trying to devour him. The latter was more likely.
“Bye, lover~!” He whispered as soon as he had pulled away.
“Good riddance.” Shizuo grumbled. Izaya giggled as he skipped out of the room. Shizuo let out a sigh of relief as soon as he heard the door close.
“Shizuo.” Kasuka's soft voice brought him out of his thoughts. The blonde looked up, Kasuka was standing across the room with a carton of icecream in his hand and a spoon in his mouth.
He licked the spoon clean, “When did you start wearing lipstick?”
“Wh-what!?” Shizuo pressed his fingers to his lips. His lips were smeared with red lipstick.
“Izzy-chan, what do you think you just did?” His father asked 'her'.
“Hmmm..?” She cocked her head to one side. Mrs. Heiwajima had pulled Izzy out from under the table and furiously scrubbed Shizuo's 'milk' off of Izzy's face while screaming hysterically at Shizuo.
“The...ahem.. the thing you did under the table..” His mother's cheeks were bright red.
“What about it?”
“It's a... private.. sexual thing.” She explained.
“What!? But.. but...! Shizu-chan said its a fun game that every couple plays..!” Izzy buried her face in her hands and sobbed, “Shizu-chan is always tricking me!” Shizuo's blood could melt metal at this point.
“I didn't force he-...” Shizuo's father cut him off.
“Don't utter one word, Shizuo! We are very disappointed in you, young man!”
“Izzy-chan,” She placed her hand on Izzy's back, comfortingly, “..does Shizuo-kun make you do this kind of thing a lot?”
“I...” Izaya looked up and worried his lip in thought, “...I don't know! Do umm...do couples give.. well, do girls touch their boyfriend's man parts under their desks during class? Shizu-chan said it'd be fun!”
“What!? I did not!”
“Shizuo-kun!” His mother exclaimed, “What is wrong with you!? What kind of perverted son have I raised!?” His father chuckled.
“You!” She pointed her finger at her husband, “This is all your fault!” She ran out of the living room in tears.
“You're sleeping on the couch!” She yelled from another room.
“But, sweetheart...!” His father chased after her.
“Well,” Izaya smirked and leaned back on the sofa, he pulled out a small mirror and a tube of lipstick, “Guess I've overextended my stay, huh~?” He fixed his lipstick and smacked his lips together when he was done. Shizou found the sound horribly annoying.
“No kidding.”
“Guess I gotta go...” He sighed and stood up.
“Do me a favor and don't come back, louse.”
“Awww, but then Shizu-chan would miss me too much~!” Izaya's grinning face seemed to expand as he leaned closer and closer to the blonde's face to place a harsh kiss against his lips. It wasn't really a kiss. Shizuo's lips were closed tight. It was more of a mashing of lips or Izaya trying to devour him. The latter was more likely.
“Bye, lover~!” He whispered as soon as he had pulled away.
“Good riddance.” Shizuo grumbled. Izaya giggled as he skipped out of the room. Shizuo let out a sigh of relief as soon as he heard the door close.
“Shizuo.” Kasuka's soft voice brought him out of his thoughts. The blonde looked up, Kasuka was standing across the room with a carton of icecream in his hand and a spoon in his mouth.
He licked the spoon clean, “When did you start wearing lipstick?”
“Wh-what!?” Shizuo pressed his fingers to his lips. His lips were smeared with red lipstick.
IZAAAAAYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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