[ Skip to my lou, my darl-- oh, wait. Shizuo is in this McDonalds, huh? Maybe he should just turn around and walk away. Or not. He walks up to the counter and orders a VANILLA MILKSHAKE, pfft. ]
How delicious~~ [ Purposefully saying that out loud. ]
[ A HUGE VEIN POPS OUT OF HIS HEAD AS HE HEARS THAT. ]
That voice ... Izaya?
[The hold he has on his plastic cup tightens and trembles, until the drink shoots right out of the straw WITH GREAT INTENSITY. Izaya, you make even vanilla milkshake taste bad. ]
[ / plays dumb. ] Oh, so you were here as well, Shizu-chan. Come now, there's no need to be so violent! Especially since you look like a child with your silly actions.
|Mikado is not really paying attention as to where he is going since he's staring down at his phone to see if he has received any messages from Kida. Suddenly, he feels himself collide against something hard as this makes him step back a few steps. The force was rather strong that it could have potentially dropped Shizuo's vanilla milkshake.|
I-I'm so terribly sorry. |Bows down to show his respect and sincere apology.|
[Meanwhile! Mairu is off pestering on of the cashiers at the counter.... and making the line longer.]
Ohhhh, I can't decide~! They say that protein can help make your boobies ginormous, so I should get a Huge Mac, but... It would make me fat, so I should get a smaller portion, huh? But then... It would make the growing process slower... Hey, hey! What do you think, Mr. Register Guy? Which of these do you think could help me get a killer bod like the ladies in Ero Ero Airplane Attendants?
[The NPC Cashier Guy makes a face is if to say "How should I know?" and "Please order and go away..."
[omfg yay someone from the very finite list of guys she likes!]
SHI! ZU! O! SAAAAAAAAAN~! ♥
[She leaps towards him for the usual clinging, with the Nameless Cashier Guy breathing a sigh of relief. He's been saved... by the most unlikely person.]
I got separated from Kuru-nee, but I got hungry while looking for her! Have you seen her?
[ This Izaya's being fat and eating a Big Mac whilst standing around by a large Ronald McDonald cut-out and observing the people around. ]
These overweight customers... by being here, aren't they going against their desires of losing weight? I'm sure not a single person around here wishes to be the size that they are. [ At least, the overweight ones around here. Izaya on the other hand is thin as a rail, he could probs use the burger. ] Ah, couldn't stay away from temptation, could they? How counter-productive.
[ And then, he sees Shizuo at the corner. Ah, should he run off or egg the guy on? He'd hate to make a big mess over in a public restaurant, you know! But, this could be pretty fun. And so, he makes a point to casually walk past him, acting like he was never aware of his presence in the first place and whistling a bit. ]
Shizuo stands up, with an unreadable expression on his face. He quietly makes his way toward the children play area, grabs the playground slide and hauls it in Izaya's direction. There is a snapped cigarette on the floor, and it has been flattened. ]
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How delicious~~ [ Purposefully saying that out loud. ]
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That voice ... Izaya?
[The hold he has on his plastic cup tightens and trembles, until the drink shoots right out of the straw WITH GREAT INTENSITY. Izaya, you make even vanilla milkshake taste bad. ]
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[ SEES YOU.
RISES AND FLIPS THE TABLE WITH EVERYTHING ON IT ]
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I-I'm so terribly sorry. |Bows down to show his respect and sincere apology.|
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He snaps his cigarette, crushes it under his foot, and - ]
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Yo, Mika--
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Ohhhh, I can't decide~! They say that protein can help make your boobies ginormous, so I should get a Huge Mac, but... It would make me fat, so I should get a smaller portion, huh? But then... It would make the growing process slower... Hey, hey! What do you think, Mr. Register Guy? Which of these do you think could help me get a killer bod like the ladies in Ero Ero Airplane Attendants?
[The NPC Cashier Guy makes a face is if to say "How should I know?" and "Please order and go away..."
Halp? 8D]
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You're here too, Mairu?
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[omfg yay someone from the very finite list of guys she likes!]
SHI! ZU! O! SAAAAAAAAAN~! ♥
[She leaps towards him for the usual clinging, with the Nameless Cashier Guy breathing a sigh of relief. He's been saved... by the most unlikely person.]
I got separated from Kuru-nee, but I got hungry while looking for her! Have you seen her?
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These overweight customers... by being here, aren't they going against their desires of losing weight? I'm sure not a single person around here wishes to be the size that they are. [ At least, the overweight ones around here. Izaya on the other hand is thin as a rail, he could probs use the burger. ] Ah, couldn't stay away from temptation, could they? How counter-productive.
[ And then, he sees Shizuo at the corner. Ah, should he run off or egg the guy on? He'd hate to make a big mess over in a public restaurant, you know! But, this could be pretty fun. And so, he makes a point to casually walk past him, acting like he was never aware of his presence in the first place and whistling a bit. ]
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WHAT IS THAT SMELL
Shizuo stands up, with an unreadable expression on his face. He quietly makes his way toward the children play area, grabs the playground slide and hauls it in Izaya's direction. There is a snapped cigarette on the floor, and it has been flattened. ]
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Oh, Shizu-chan! I quite didn't see you there.
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Yo, Celty.
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[If she had a head and it was showing, well, she'd probably be smiling]
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[ Would invite you for a meal, but ...you know. ]
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