OMFG
OMG I GOT AN OSCAR NOD!!!!11 I really think I should win because Sean Penn really isn't as cute as I am. Who cares if he's like a better actor? Doesn't his own country hate him? You Americans. I had to work real hard on that accent. Let me tell you people it's hard sounding so retarded when you sound as posh and stuck up as I do.
So like Sienna will be my date even though I'm like in a real relationship with Drew and all!!!! OMFG FINALLY HUH. I love her I guess but I don't like being seen in public with her I mean it's hot to have a secret life and shit. Some people might say it's out of embarrassment or whatever but let me just say this: no comment, fuckers.
I told Jonny to fuck off. I guess I feel bad about hurting him but not really. I mean only my feelings count right? Who gives a fuck about other people? I sure don't! HEE! Anyway it doesn't matter because now he's with some girl who plays a fake lesbian. Haha I hope she fucks him over too it'd be three times in a row! What a loser. Just kidding JOnny you know I love you you make my paper heart bleed. :'(
Sadie's such a crazy bitch did you hear about how she was hanging out of her dress and didn't even know it? Sort of makes me wonder why I left her. She's being all wild and crazy and there was a rumour that I bitched her out for being, like, a bad mother and shit but come on people!!1 Do you really believe that? I mean hellooooo pot calling kettle black! HEE! I love midlife crisises they totally give you the best alibi ever. Oh wellz you win some you lose some.
So like Sienna will be my date even though I'm like in a real relationship with Drew and all!!!! OMFG FINALLY HUH. I love her I guess but I don't like being seen in public with her I mean it's hot to have a secret life and shit. Some people might say it's out of embarrassment or whatever but let me just say this: no comment, fuckers.
I told Jonny to fuck off. I guess I feel bad about hurting him but not really. I mean only my feelings count right? Who gives a fuck about other people? I sure don't! HEE! Anyway it doesn't matter because now he's with some girl who plays a fake lesbian. Haha I hope she fucks him over too it'd be three times in a row! What a loser. Just kidding JOnny you know I love you you make my paper heart bleed. :'(
Sadie's such a crazy bitch did you hear about how she was hanging out of her dress and didn't even know it? Sort of makes me wonder why I left her. She's being all wild and crazy and there was a rumour that I bitched her out for being, like, a bad mother and shit but come on people!!1 Do you really believe that? I mean hellooooo pot calling kettle black! HEE! I love midlife crisises they totally give you the best alibi ever. Oh wellz you win some you lose some.