Apr 21, 2006 09:02
Babies "R" Us. That's right. Because babies don't _like_ balls. Nope. They like $180 American Idol-themed iPod karaoke mobiles that play the complete works of Gilbert and Sullivan. And who wouldn't want a plush Simon Callow wearing an Apple iPatch proclaiming their little girl's singing flatter than the mattress of a Tokyo harlot to the tune of "They Call Me Buttercup?"
The Terrorists. That's who.