[O]ne (-Voice-)

[drowsykissing]

Alright, anyone care to explain why a talking ghost weasel is telling me we’re "partners"?

For the last time, I'm not a ghost weasel!

How about where I am? Anyone know the answer to that one?

I've been trying to tell you-

If this is some stupid challenge or something, I quit. This wasn’t what I signed up for. It gets points for being less lame than

Comments

[wanna_tke_apart]

...He reminds me of Labramon...

You'd better keep your partner with you - I hear this place can be pretty dangerous.

[drowsykissing]

I don't need it's help.

Again with the 'it' thing? You don't learn, do you?

You're not even real.

I am, too!

Doubting it.

[wanna_tke_apart]

Hey! That's not very nice! She's standing right next to you - and talking to you! How can she not be real?

[drowsykissing]

Hallucination. Prop. Hologram. Take your pick, I've got more.

You're so mean...

[wanna_tke_apart]

...Wow. Someone needs a lesson in manners.

Look, the sooner you realize this place is for real, the better off you'll be. Like I said, there are some dangerous people around here, and you'll need your partner's help!

[drowsykissing]

And someone needs a lesson in keeping their nose out of other people's business.

Noah, be nice.

I don't care if it's real or not. Either way, it sounds like I have no choice but to just deal with it.

It's true. You're pretty stuck.

[wanna_tke_apart]

I'm just trying to help you out. Don't know why I'm bothering, though.

So not only is she an obsessed machine freak, but she's a busy-body. Wow. That'll do great for making friends.

[Long pause in which one can almost hear Winry growl]

..........don't use the wrench.

[drowsykissing]

Can't be because you're one of those people who thinks they have to help everyone, could it?

...Wrench? Oh, use it here! I'd feel a little bad if I hit him myself.

Don't encourage them, Kuda.

[wanna_tke_apart]

Excuse me for trying to be nice. Showing up unexpectedly in a new.....world can't be easy for everyone, especially if you're alone. Even though my partner's a royal jerk-

Ahem.

-, he was still better than nothing.

[drowsykissing]

It's a lot better than what I was heading for, actually.

Then cheer up!

It's better, not good.

Tch, you're so picky.

[wanna_tke_apart]

...For a moment, I actually thought you could be nice.

And she doesn't judge people at all. Nop- urk!

[CLANG!, followed by Labramon's small groan and Winry's sigh]

That should make this easier.

[drowsykissing]

You're not exactly in the right shoes to be judging how nice everyone else is, sister.

Noah...

No, really. I'm not going to be lectured about my attitude from someone beating people unconscious with a wrench.

[wanna_tke_apart]

I'm incredibly nice! He just had it coming! Ever since I got here, he's been making all these...comments!

...

[Stubborn silence, she's sticking by her point of view]

[drowsykissing]

It's called an opinion. Everyone's got one, so you better get used to them.

[wanna_tke_apart]

[sigh] Oh, whatever. I just shouldn't waste my time if you aren't even going to give me a chance.

[drowsykissing]

Give you a chance to what? Nag me to death? Pass. Kuda has a good handle on that already.

I do -not- nag!