[Entry Eleven]
Goddamn holidays. I drove for five hours in gridlocked traffic last night in order to be at home for the annual InoShikaChou group Thanksgiving. So far, there's no fewer than fifty "shared" relatives clogging the household, eating and drinking and generally being far too merry for their own good. If Chouji's mother and my mother have it their way, I'm going to leave for home ten pounds heavier and unable to fit in my pants, I swear to God. Every time one of the two finds me with a clean plate, I get an admonition of "OH, Shikamaru, you've gotten so thin! Have some more, honey".
Scratch that. I'll be lucky to squeeze in the car when I'm through with the Thanksgiving festivities.
Ino, when the hell are you getting here? You'd best show up before the uncles start getting drunk---elsewise, you'll get ass-groped by anyone here claiming to have even a little Nara blood.
Myself exempt, of course.
I think I might continue the Nara Holiday Tradition and go find where Auntie has stashed the alcohols :).
Scratch that. I'll be lucky to squeeze in the car when I'm through with the Thanksgiving festivities.
Ino, when the hell are you getting here? You'd best show up before the uncles start getting drunk---elsewise, you'll get ass-groped by anyone here claiming to have even a little Nara blood.
Myself exempt, of course.
I think I might continue the Nara Holiday Tradition and go find where Auntie has stashed the alcohols :).