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[drownyourfears]

I've made the decision to go on a "boy diet." I'm not going to have a boyfriend or have sex for a year. I'm not in the right place in my life to commit to someone else or be tied down in any way. Dates and kisses are as far as I'll go, but I'm not getting into a relationship until someone seriously sweeps me off my feet. And that person is going to have to wait a year, whoever he may be, and who I go on dates with is nobody's business but my own.
Viva la vibrators!