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This could be why people don't talk to us much.
My stuff is in red.
FUCK YOU BOB.
I'M BUILDING A FENCE.
BOB CAN OUT BUILD YOUR ASS ANYDAY
Is that so BITCH?!
I CHALLENGE THEE TO FENCING.
Ok... the 22nd we shall see who can build the bet.
Build the bet?
No no... we're building a fence.
I know what we builden fool. I just was testing you
Excuses excuses.
You fucking pineapple.
You calling me a fruit????
Do I look like cup to you?
Hum?!?!?!?!
Your MOM.
OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH.
YOUR SALT!!!!
BIGER BURN
It's spelled biGGer BITCH.
And your house, ok? Your house.
I'm wise to your ways. The can-can lessons on Thursday nights?
I know all about it.
I just was testing your spelling abilities and you passed. (for now)
How did you know about the can-can lessons on Thursday nights????
Did the mouse tell you?
That mousey basterd!
No Rob.
Big Bird told me. He saw Rob. He saw everything. Including your... OTHER job. At the strip bar? Yeah. You've ruined him. He'll never forget what he saw. You scared him for life.
I mean, I went to his house to get my fucking platapus alarm clock back, and he had a blow-up doll. With your name on it.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
I am really. I mean that night we spent together was just for fun. I never thought he couldn't forget about me.
However for telling you that I am a stripper I will have to kill him.
SO I hope yop are happy you have killed Big Bird.
I will place his head under your many, many pillows tonight. :-)
Have a nice day!
Fucking and killing fictional characters?
You sick bastard.
Yet still a strong willed black woman. :D
But I'm still going to beat you. With cod. And you will be very stinky.
NOOoooooo... Not the cod!!! !_!
I be good masta. I swar to ya. My strong black woman atitude is great but the cod... the cod is my weakness.
HOWEVER Big Bird will have to pay... perhaps with letters and numbers... yes, yes *rubs ands together*
The cod would be your weakness. Pervert.
Pay in letters and numbers? You are a robber sir! Robber Rob? That's a funny name. KInd of. Not really haha funny. More like... raisen funny.
the cod and I have a "special relationship"
^_=
And yes maybe I am a robber... named Rob.
lol... it is raisen funny :-D
YOu would think that.
You've had a lot of practice.
... I really have no idea how to respond to that. x_X
but... I AM SENDING ELMO AFTER YOUR ASS!!
Elmo?! That pussy?! I ate his pancreas last night.
THINK OF THE DIABEETIS HE WILL GET. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
And you know why you don't know how to respond to the raisen thing?! BECAUSE IT'S TRUE.
YOU SOB!
YOUR KILLING ELMO???????????
FINE THEN SNUFFALUFAGUS GO!
That fat fuck?
I'D LIKE TO SEE HIM CATCH ME.
WITH HIS FUCKING GOOGLEY EYES ALL ROLLING ABOUT ON HIS HEAD. HE'LL NEVER GET ME.
I shall Burt and Ernie as well. Together they form ULTRA PEP-PEE!!!
MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
they will attck with the alphabet and numbers and sing really bad songs that make no sense!
YOU WILL PAY!!!
KILL MY PANTS WILL YOU!!?!?!?!?!
YOUR PANTS STAND NO CHANCE.
BERT AND ENRNIE WILL BE TOO BUSY WITH HOT GAY BUTT SEX TO DO A DAMN THING ABOUT ANYTHING.
THE TIME HAS COME BUSH BOY.
TO THE PRUNE MOBILE!
YOU THINK DRIED FRUIT CARS WILL HELP YOU?? WITH BUSHES AS THE DRIVER??
PLEASE!
I WILL SEND MY SECRET WEAPON... THE PIG!!!!
MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
YOU DO NOT HAVE THE PIG. DON'T EVEN PLAY GAMES LIKE THAT.
AND IF YOU BRING ON THE PIG... HE WILL HAVE TO ANSWER TO BOBO BO BO BOBOBOBOBOBOBOBOBO
WHY DON'T YOU GO DRINK SOME HAM FAT.
YOU HAM FAT DRINKER.
YEAH, I SAID IT.
WHAT YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT PUDDING POP PANTS?!
I SHALL TAKE MY PANTS OF THE PUDDING AND SMEAR THEM ON YOUR WALLS!!
AND BO BO -BOBOBOBO IS COOL... BUT THE PIG WILL OVER COME... HE HAS WASBIE!!!
YOU WOULD SMEAR PUDDING. LIKE A TOILET AT A NASCAR CONVENTION.
JUST LIKE THE WORM PEOPLE.
THAT'S RIGHT ROB.
I'M WITH THEM.
HOW COULD YOU!?!?!?!?!
WELL YOU KNOW WHAT I AM WITH "THEM" AND THEY HAVE BIG PLANS FOR YOU AND YOURS... AND THERE PANTS... *PHEWW* DONT GET ME STARTED ON THEM.
BIG PLANS AND BIGER PANTS!!! YOUR SOOOO OWNED
ME OWNED? I THINK NOT. THEY STAND NO CHANCE AGAINST THE WORM PEOPLE. THEY BORROW INTO HEADS AND HAVE TEA PARTIES. NO ONE IS SAFE.
IT'LL BE MORE OF A DISASTER THAN YOU IN THE CANCER WARD.
THE CANCER WARD IS SACRED!!
AND AS FOR THOSE WORMS... WELL LEST SAY THIS THE CHICKENS OF SECTOR Z WILL HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY TO THEM!!!
AND BY SAY I MEAN KILL!!!
THEY COULD NOT KILL THEM. YOU CAN NOT KILL THE WORM PEOPLE. THEIR TEA PARTIES ARE MAGICAL.
MAGICAL I SAY!
THE WORMS ARE FROM DIMENSION 38, AND 38 IS MORE THAN Z!! IT'S SIMPLE MATH ROB. JEEZE!
NO CHICKEN, OR TATER TOT IS SAFE.