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So APPARENTLY, Jen has been complaining to Lisa about us.
About how we're always in the living room. That she wants to be in the living room sometimes. Now, we ALWAYS say that anyone can change the channel anytime they want. But apparently, we can't be in the same room if she wants to watch TV. Even though she has a TV next to her bed, I guess she needs to be able to watch two. At once. Lisa told her it's because she doesn't make us feel welcome in the room, and Jen said she doesn't want us in the room. Especially when Ahab is there. And doesn't like my stuff in the corner of the living room. You know. Where my desk is. And has a problem with me sleeping on the couch, even though the original reason I started sleeping out here was because she locked me out of the room. Nor can we be in the kitchen when she's eating.
All of us, even Lisa, are getting pretty fucking sick of her. And Ahab, with his NEVER going the fuck awayness. She hasn't cleaned anything, not even once. And she makes the biggest messes.
She was also complaining that she wants her own room, that she wishes we weren't there at all.
I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T KNOW THE PRESIDENT OF FATASSISTAN NEEDED HER OWN ROOM.
About how we're always in the living room. That she wants to be in the living room sometimes. Now, we ALWAYS say that anyone can change the channel anytime they want. But apparently, we can't be in the same room if she wants to watch TV. Even though she has a TV next to her bed, I guess she needs to be able to watch two. At once. Lisa told her it's because she doesn't make us feel welcome in the room, and Jen said she doesn't want us in the room. Especially when Ahab is there. And doesn't like my stuff in the corner of the living room. You know. Where my desk is. And has a problem with me sleeping on the couch, even though the original reason I started sleeping out here was because she locked me out of the room. Nor can we be in the kitchen when she's eating.
All of us, even Lisa, are getting pretty fucking sick of her. And Ahab, with his NEVER going the fuck awayness. She hasn't cleaned anything, not even once. And she makes the biggest messes.
She was also complaining that she wants her own room, that she wishes we weren't there at all.
I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T KNOW THE PRESIDENT OF FATASSISTAN NEEDED HER OWN ROOM.