borrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeedddd
*this is dir-ty*
You Are Cunnilingus!
Soft, considerate, and even a bit submissive.
Otherwise known as:
Going on a clam dig
Speaking in tongues
Cunning linguistics
Munchin' the mango
Having a box lunch
Eating a tuna taco
Wearing the beard
Dining at the "Y"
Face fucking
Rug munching
Muff diving
You Do It Like a Gay Girl
Even if you're not a girl's girl, you act like one.
You tend to form deep, long lasting loves…
And after you've gazed into one another's souls
The battery operated sex follows!
You Are Very Horny
Your sex drive catchs you in a trap!
You want to be sensible and sexy, but it's hard to be both!
You are a horny chick riding on a derailed speeding train.
Chances are your body will win out over your mind, and you'll let your sexual spirit free.
Sure your sexuality has caused a bit of drama, but what's live without the drama?
You have come a long way, though, and it never hurts to travel a bit more!
*yessssss i'm a horny bastard*
Your Secret Fetish Is BDSM!
Tie me up! Tie me down!
Whether you're doing the tying, or doing the crying, you love BDSM.
For you, love hurts- and sex hurts even more.
So make that spanking a little harder. The more you bleed, the more you cum.
You Are Cunnilingus!
Soft, considerate, and even a bit submissive.
Otherwise known as:
Going on a clam dig
Speaking in tongues
Cunning linguistics
Munchin' the mango
Having a box lunch
Eating a tuna taco
Wearing the beard
Dining at the "Y"
Face fucking
Rug munching
Muff diving
You Do It Like a Gay Girl
Even if you're not a girl's girl, you act like one.
You tend to form deep, long lasting loves…
And after you've gazed into one another's souls
The battery operated sex follows!
You Are Very Horny
Your sex drive catchs you in a trap!
You want to be sensible and sexy, but it's hard to be both!
You are a horny chick riding on a derailed speeding train.
Chances are your body will win out over your mind, and you'll let your sexual spirit free.
Sure your sexuality has caused a bit of drama, but what's live without the drama?
You have come a long way, though, and it never hurts to travel a bit more!
*yessssss i'm a horny bastard*
Your Secret Fetish Is BDSM!
Tie me up! Tie me down!
Whether you're doing the tying, or doing the crying, you love BDSM.
For you, love hurts- and sex hurts even more.
So make that spanking a little harder. The more you bleed, the more you cum.