Well, FML
So, I think this week was possibly the worst one I've experienced in roughly...forever
I may TMI you so feel free to scroll on by.
Monday, I get a lady bits check up and physical. Nurse practitioner lets me know I not only have a UTI but also the normal bacteria in my vajay has decided to multiply and become its own empire. She assures me it is ok, that it is not trying to stage a civil war in there and all I have to do is take some pills for the uti and shoot some gel up there to fix things. I felt like my vag was on heroin...shooting shit into it. Oh, and At this point (monday) I am 3 WEEKS LATE. greaaaaaaaaaaat
So I'm on the goo and pills and they are both making me sick. Thursday rolls around and I have to go meet with the nurse practitioner to talk about my blood test results, or at least those she has in. I sit down, oh... BTdubs, you are diabetic... come back in 3 hours to see the md here's another prescription. AWESOME. Thanks life! So now I am on another med thats making me sick... but thats somehow ok because its listed in the side effects. And then my period decided to show up magically while i am 40 minutes from home, with no cash and nothing to help.
I get to go in and take another pee and blood test thursday. Then in another week, I'll get the vajay test results back. I am guessing she's going to tell me my reproductive system is going to fall out. Or I have like 5 STDs... cause really, what else is going to go wrong?
I may TMI you so feel free to scroll on by.
Monday, I get a lady bits check up and physical. Nurse practitioner lets me know I not only have a UTI but also the normal bacteria in my vajay has decided to multiply and become its own empire. She assures me it is ok, that it is not trying to stage a civil war in there and all I have to do is take some pills for the uti and shoot some gel up there to fix things. I felt like my vag was on heroin...shooting shit into it. Oh, and At this point (monday) I am 3 WEEKS LATE. greaaaaaaaaaaat
So I'm on the goo and pills and they are both making me sick. Thursday rolls around and I have to go meet with the nurse practitioner to talk about my blood test results, or at least those she has in. I sit down, oh... BTdubs, you are diabetic... come back in 3 hours to see the md here's another prescription. AWESOME. Thanks life! So now I am on another med thats making me sick... but thats somehow ok because its listed in the side effects. And then my period decided to show up magically while i am 40 minutes from home, with no cash and nothing to help.
I get to go in and take another pee and blood test thursday. Then in another week, I'll get the vajay test results back. I am guessing she's going to tell me my reproductive system is going to fall out. Or I have like 5 STDs... cause really, what else is going to go wrong?