Dear UK, stop giving me insomnia. Kthnx
Some math to end the night with:
Take one American Lady add to that one highly attractive British Man (aka the lady's pen pal since she was 15).
Add excellent Italian food (not paid for by the lady) and one bottle of Pinot Grigio Rose (consumed by the lady in under an hour).
Multiply by Tiramisu instead of birthday cake.
What do you get?
A very drunk Melissa with gumby legs.
Christ, I am a giggly drunk.
Hello, 24. You are lovely my dear.
Take one American Lady add to that one highly attractive British Man (aka the lady's pen pal since she was 15).
Add excellent Italian food (not paid for by the lady) and one bottle of Pinot Grigio Rose (consumed by the lady in under an hour).
Multiply by Tiramisu instead of birthday cake.
What do you get?
A very drunk Melissa with gumby legs.
Christ, I am a giggly drunk.
Hello, 24. You are lovely my dear.