From Overheard in NY
Guy: Why do they put peas in the fried rice? Peas and carrots? I don't want that in my fried rice.
Girl: Because it's vegetable fried rice.
Guy: That's what the egg is for.
Girl: Egg is not a vegetable. Wait...What is it? Dairy? It should be meat, because if you let it go it will be meat.
Guy: I think it's produce.
--LaGuardia
Okay, I realize that they get stupid after the first line, but I completely agree with the peas and carrots thing. They absolutely do not belong there.
Girl: Because it's vegetable fried rice.
Guy: That's what the egg is for.
Girl: Egg is not a vegetable. Wait...What is it? Dairy? It should be meat, because if you let it go it will be meat.
Guy: I think it's produce.
--LaGuardia
Okay, I realize that they get stupid after the first line, but I completely agree with the peas and carrots thing. They absolutely do not belong there.