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Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.
In September, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In January, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In October, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In August, I rescued elmo_iscariot from being sacrificed (-200 points). In July, I fed beefalo to a Shoggoth (250 points). Last week, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points).
In short, I have been very good (35 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.
Your humble and obedient servant,
drownedmagenta
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