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Spike Bitch Noodle is a very, very fat hamster. Spike Bitch Noodle is so fat, she sleeps like this.
Spike Bitch Noodle has gotten so fat, she can hardly fit on her hamster wheel. Last night, she tried to get on, got stuck, and knocked the whole damn thing over. I woke up to an ungodly hamster sound.
When Spike Bitch Noodle dies, I hope to get a hedgehog.
But don't get me wrong, I love my Spike Bitch Noodle.
Puking Up Pain (5:50:54 PM): I got a fresh hemp necklace.
zepHyrblue32 (5:51:01 PM): well, I have a fat hamster.
zepHyrblue32 (5:51:02 PM): so, pshaa.
Puking Up Pain (5:51:15 PM): Hemp necklace > fat ass hamster
I happen to strongly disagree. Everyone who thinks Spike Bitch Noodle owns more than a hemp necklace, say "I".