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i'm hiding in my office from leonard, the leader of the cleaning company that makes a weekly visit to my house. leonard is 50, black, and has some sort of mental disorder. everytime mama j leaves me alone with him, the following things, without any doubt, happen:
1. "WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TEA!? TEA TIME TEA AND LEMON TIME!? DO YOU PUT WHISKEY IN YOUR TEA!?" is shouted at me
2. i am called miranda repeatedly
3. i am laughed at repeatedly after explaining that my name is not miranda
4. i am followed into each room and asked if i plan on making hot chocolate this morning or not
5. i am fetched every half hour to open the garage door for him, because he has some type of irrational fear of doing it himself
6. i am told some made-up story about my own pets. example: OOOH YEAAA, that little brown dog over there, she followed me home last time i was here! ran right next to me the whole way there!
7. make up just about anything and it would apply to something that actually happened with leonard.
i'm making a mental list of things to look forward to in the next week, and making rhyme lists on the back of this envelope, as to raise my spirits.
1. "WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TEA!? TEA TIME TEA AND LEMON TIME!? DO YOU PUT WHISKEY IN YOUR TEA!?" is shouted at me
2. i am called miranda repeatedly
3. i am laughed at repeatedly after explaining that my name is not miranda
4. i am followed into each room and asked if i plan on making hot chocolate this morning or not
5. i am fetched every half hour to open the garage door for him, because he has some type of irrational fear of doing it himself
6. i am told some made-up story about my own pets. example: OOOH YEAAA, that little brown dog over there, she followed me home last time i was here! ran right next to me the whole way there!
7. make up just about anything and it would apply to something that actually happened with leonard.
i'm making a mental list of things to look forward to in the next week, and making rhyme lists on the back of this envelope, as to raise my spirits.