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[drownbythebeach]

I went to visit my husband Mr Bojangles today. Serena says he's her husband, but she is deluded.

And holy shizzles the news exploded. One day an antique store gets robbed and the next, a bank.

If someone robs the Pope tomorrow, I won't know whether to laugh or cry...

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[in_spectre_mors]

I want the Pope's hat.

[drownbythebeach]

I want his ruby red shoes of Popeness! I think they're magical and they keep you alive long after you should have put the rest of us out of our misery!!

[in_spectre_mors]

Oooh, and then we can go to see the Wizard!

[drownbythebeach]

I don't know about him, but I would like to worship at the feet of Judy Garland.

[in_spectre_mors]

I'll form an orderly queue for that!

[drownbythebeach]

Behind me!!

I enjoy that I've known you all of two days and only online and already we're gay-bonding. We're gaynding.

[in_spectre_mors]

Oh, naturally!

Impromptu gaynding is the very best kind! I'm certainly never one to turn down a friend.

[drownbythebeach]

You'll get an arse shot as I bow to her. Oh, Judy...they don't make them like you anymore.

Ah, and I very much concur.

[in_spectre_mors]

Arseshot... Isn't that a town in Germany? I think I played there.

[drownbythebeach]

Fucking is a town in Austria.

[in_spectre_mors]

Hahaha! Yes. Always worth a giggle.

[drownbythebeach]

I'll see you on Sunday! I'll be down the front with a glittery sign that reads "I ♥ Spectre and Malachy 'SaviourGod' Flynn!"

[in_spectre_mors]

Wonderful! I'll be on the look-out for it.