MISSING
Missing: My Wife
-European
-Green Eyes, very tan skin, brunette,
-accent of some sort
-doesnt speak much, but when she opens her mouth everyone listens
-More "intelligent" than I
-enjoys wake up sex more than any
-when i turn over i dont think "oh shit.." (lol)
-Appreciates art, and IS artistic ( exceptionally artistic would be even better)
-Well kempt and looks best when she wakes up in the morning
-Observant, NOT oblivious
-appreciates the sum of small things rather than big things
-compliments ME for a change (too much to ask? most likely lol)
-straight siky hair that , for lack of a better word, shines
-conservative, yet sexy. fuck cute! it gets boring
-only drinks with me. getting wasted together is always fun....
-will stfu when i watch ESPN, and just watch it with me!
-looks good in ridiculously red lipstick(?)
-an ass like vida guerra
-has some good scars and even better stories behind them
-selectively uses slang and doesnt sound stupid
-will travel with me
-doesnt mind getting dirty. in fact likes getting dirty! (purely non-sexual)
-likes getting dirty sometimes (sexually..)
-the kind of sex where... (she will be able to describe it so simply. and yet even better than my extensive vocabulary would)
- will put on gloves, a tight white shirt, jeans, and build things with me
-no piercings/tattoos.
-looks fucking stunning in a dress.
-i can call her darling or miss as opposed to the ever so popular babe or baby. (or shawty lol)
-doesnt hide beind those huge j-lo glasses
-the kind of dip in between her back and her "back" that could act as a water resevoir haha
-has perfect back dimples
-i can look at her and know I WILL be her last kiss (this will be the hardest requirement to meet)
-i could go on forvever..
*this is for me really. future reference. single is still amazing :)