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This is an old journal entry of mine that I found on one of my older journals thats still up for some God unknown reason. It is between Stephanie and myself from back in February 16, 2005. AND AWAY WE GO!!!!
Lucifus667: *gets a pipe, a couch, notepad, and a fake german accent* tell me about your mother
Retenare: *takes on a Southern accent as she lays on the couch, explaining the dramatized version of her life* Well my mother left us when I was seven, you see, so naturally, I grew up to be a tomboy...
Lucifus667: *plays tic-tac-toe against himself and loses* Go on.
Retenare: Well this, of course, made my brothers very protective of me and everything, so I neer really had a dating life. Or a life. and I still dont have one now. Stupid bitch. I'd be married by now if it werent for my mother. WHy'd she have to go get hit by a truck?
Lucifus667: *finally wins* VICTORY IS MINE! I mean,erherm, did you ever dream about your father
Retenare: *thinking* Dream about my father? *blushes* Um... no?
Lucifus667: Schise! Vell, according to my notes, you suffer from a sewere case of wirginityhalitosis
Retenare: virginityhalitosis?
Lucifus667: javhol
Retenare: darn... it sounds serious
Lucifus667: aye
Retenare: Is there a cure?
Lucifus667: zere is alvays a cure my dear; too bad I am not going to tell you ze cure
Retenare: Why not?
Lucifus667: because
Retenare: WHy?
Lucifus667: vhy would you vant to know
Retenare: because I'm paying you good money to tell me
Lucifus667: but ze session is over, you'll have to vait till next time
Retenare: darn... *gets up and wanders out*
Lucifus667: *has men in nice white uniforms come and give her a new jacket* Crazy bitch...
Lucifus667: *gets a pipe, a couch, notepad, and a fake german accent* tell me about your mother
Retenare: *takes on a Southern accent as she lays on the couch, explaining the dramatized version of her life* Well my mother left us when I was seven, you see, so naturally, I grew up to be a tomboy...
Lucifus667: *plays tic-tac-toe against himself and loses* Go on.
Retenare: Well this, of course, made my brothers very protective of me and everything, so I neer really had a dating life. Or a life. and I still dont have one now. Stupid bitch. I'd be married by now if it werent for my mother. WHy'd she have to go get hit by a truck?
Lucifus667: *finally wins* VICTORY IS MINE! I mean,erherm, did you ever dream about your father
Retenare: *thinking* Dream about my father? *blushes* Um... no?
Lucifus667: Schise! Vell, according to my notes, you suffer from a sewere case of wirginityhalitosis
Retenare: virginityhalitosis?
Lucifus667: javhol
Retenare: darn... it sounds serious
Lucifus667: aye
Retenare: Is there a cure?
Lucifus667: zere is alvays a cure my dear; too bad I am not going to tell you ze cure
Retenare: Why not?
Lucifus667: because
Retenare: WHy?
Lucifus667: vhy would you vant to know
Retenare: because I'm paying you good money to tell me
Lucifus667: but ze session is over, you'll have to vait till next time
Retenare: darn... *gets up and wanders out*
Lucifus667: *has men in nice white uniforms come and give her a new jacket* Crazy bitch...