Totally Ganked from Nathaniel
Name: Nick Brinkley
Name you find interesting: Tordac?
Cool name you wish you had: Jack
Porn Star Name (Pet's name + Middle Name): I have to go with Bear Alan
What drives you?: A hamster in a little wheel
What do you drive?: A car
(*1)How many sweets do you eat (per day?): not as many as I used to
What interests you most(hobby)?: Video games and womens
Who knows you best?: probably my parents, Frank, Chris and Daly
How do you know they know you best?: They have known me for a long long time
Who do you know best?: Probably Frank, Daly and Chris
Are you the stalker type?: Wouldn't you like to know....stop picking your nose and get out of the shower....shit.
Sanity or Insanity?: Insanity
Conformity or Conformity to Non-Conformity?: How about I just be me?
After Life or Real Life?: Both
Apples or Oranges?: Oranges, they have more taste
(*2)Onions or Peanut Brittle?: Peanut Brittle all the way
Half-Full or Half-Empty?: Half-empty, that way they can always fill the shot glass back up.
Your dream job?: Game tester
Do you play an instrument?: Used to play the drums
Name a flower: Lilac
Name of your game?: Any wrestling game
Who's you rival at said game?: Frank
(*3)Who wins?: Mostly him
(*4)Are you cheater?: Of course
(*5)Have you had multiple relationships with the opposite sex?: Of course
Mobster Name(Cool name from earlier on in the quiz)+The+(Flower)?: Jack the Lilac?
Who of the opposite sex do you have an interest in?: My Hooters girl, Nate knows what I am talking about.
If you "swing that vine" who of the same sex are you interested in?: Bill Gates, so what if I am a gold digger, a rich queer I will be.
Which two friends of yours act most like Batman and Robin?: you mean which of my friends have a unhealthy homosexual relationship? Probably Jacob and Keith
Do they "swing said vine"?: Could be for all I know.
(*6)Are you a busy person?: Not too busy if I am taking this
(*7)In how many ways can you dice a tomato?: one
A picture is set upon a wall that shows a table dripping with ooze, but it flows toward the top of the painting. there's a surgeon upside down holding a heart it's trail of blood drips downward, his face is frustrated as he also looks "downward". The walls and floor all are grey and black checkered with one square as the exception which is white, the background spirals off into nothingness as a swirl... Try to interpret this in your own way unlike the person you found this quiz from please.
Is there something wrong?: Could be.
Interpret: Nate, stop taking acid, it is not a healthy habit
Next to the last picture is another which encases a man holding a playing card, he looks sad, almost pleading. The surroundings are toned in bright colors though, and all except an oval of grey area around him everything else looks happy, the brick buildings behind him have a man walking with a cane made of diamonds, and a construction worker with a shovel carrying about their daily routines. Off to the right is a river by which many pastel umbrellas dot the scene amongst clover, there is a bridge off in the distance.
Is there something wrong?: Pastels are so 1980's you know that.
Interpret: Some one just took another hit of acid. NATE STOP IT!
What do your interpretations lead to?: Your acid addictions
How do you feel now that you've "seen" these paintings?: I read their descriptions asshole, I cannot 'see' them because I dont go tripping like you do.
Do you even like paintings?: Sometimes
Do you prefer abstract or realism?: combination
Have you lost your marbles?: No, they are in a Ninja Turtle fanny pack somewhere in my room
(*8)How do you feel?: Slightly confused and a little hungry
(*9)What's a tie feel like?: Like a fancy noose
Give a description of yourself?: The motha fuckin B-Man
(*10)How modest of a person are you?: Depends on my mood, but normally I am modest
Sweet or sour?: SUHWEET
(11*)Buffalo Wings, Chicken Wings, or It ain't no thang!?: Ain't no thang but a chickin wing
Are you feeling the insanity?: Only when it tickles my prostate
Are you content?: No, I am hungry.
Do you love sound, taste, touch, smell or sight best? sound
Why do you love that sense?: Because I want to have a job that involves sound
Are you a sensible person?: When I need to be
Are you sensitive to others needs?: Read answer above
Did you have enough common sense to notice that was a lot of "sense-esque" words just then?: Yes
(*12)Enlighten me on your most favorite part of your body: my forearms
Words of interest------------
Circle, Square or Triangle?: triange
Start or End?: start
Tune or Moon?: tune
Cellar Door or Sole Survivor?: sole survivor
Virtual or Tragic?: virtual
(13*)Universe or Goochee purse: Universe
Unsung or Ping-Pong?: Ping-Pong
Playing Favorites------------
If you don't like either you are truly a bung hole.
Yahtzee or Volleyball?: Volleyball
(*14)Skateboarding or Barbies?: Skateboarding
Total Recall or Red Planet?: Total Recall, gotta love the chick with three tits
Dungeons & Douchebags or Evercrack?: Dungeons and Douchebags
Clue or Jenga?: Clue
Starcraft or Warcraft?: ooooo tough one, Starcraft
Desks or Tables?: Deskes, can hide more shit
(*15)Cups or Swords?: I like cups, the protect the balls
c-rap, cunt-ry, or trance?(choices, choices): trance
Red or Blue?: Blue
Aliens vs. Predator or Wing Commander?(Games): AvP all teh way
Bowling or Rowing?: Bowling
Tanks or Helicopters?: Tanks...all because of Starcraft
All right... Let's settle this score then....
HAH! 18 smarm! I am a Smarm elite
Name you find interesting: Tordac?
Cool name you wish you had: Jack
Porn Star Name (Pet's name + Middle Name): I have to go with Bear Alan
What drives you?: A hamster in a little wheel
What do you drive?: A car
(*1)How many sweets do you eat (per day?): not as many as I used to
What interests you most(hobby)?: Video games and womens
Who knows you best?: probably my parents, Frank, Chris and Daly
How do you know they know you best?: They have known me for a long long time
Who do you know best?: Probably Frank, Daly and Chris
Are you the stalker type?: Wouldn't you like to know....stop picking your nose and get out of the shower....shit.
Sanity or Insanity?: Insanity
Conformity or Conformity to Non-Conformity?: How about I just be me?
After Life or Real Life?: Both
Apples or Oranges?: Oranges, they have more taste
(*2)Onions or Peanut Brittle?: Peanut Brittle all the way
Half-Full or Half-Empty?: Half-empty, that way they can always fill the shot glass back up.
Your dream job?: Game tester
Do you play an instrument?: Used to play the drums
Name a flower: Lilac
Name of your game?: Any wrestling game
Who's you rival at said game?: Frank
(*3)Who wins?: Mostly him
(*4)Are you cheater?: Of course
(*5)Have you had multiple relationships with the opposite sex?: Of course
Mobster Name(Cool name from earlier on in the quiz)+The+(Flower)?: Jack the Lilac?
Who of the opposite sex do you have an interest in?: My Hooters girl, Nate knows what I am talking about.
If you "swing that vine" who of the same sex are you interested in?: Bill Gates, so what if I am a gold digger, a rich queer I will be.
Which two friends of yours act most like Batman and Robin?: you mean which of my friends have a unhealthy homosexual relationship? Probably Jacob and Keith
Do they "swing said vine"?: Could be for all I know.
(*6)Are you a busy person?: Not too busy if I am taking this
(*7)In how many ways can you dice a tomato?: one
A picture is set upon a wall that shows a table dripping with ooze, but it flows toward the top of the painting. there's a surgeon upside down holding a heart it's trail of blood drips downward, his face is frustrated as he also looks "downward". The walls and floor all are grey and black checkered with one square as the exception which is white, the background spirals off into nothingness as a swirl... Try to interpret this in your own way unlike the person you found this quiz from please.
Is there something wrong?: Could be.
Interpret: Nate, stop taking acid, it is not a healthy habit
Next to the last picture is another which encases a man holding a playing card, he looks sad, almost pleading. The surroundings are toned in bright colors though, and all except an oval of grey area around him everything else looks happy, the brick buildings behind him have a man walking with a cane made of diamonds, and a construction worker with a shovel carrying about their daily routines. Off to the right is a river by which many pastel umbrellas dot the scene amongst clover, there is a bridge off in the distance.
Is there something wrong?: Pastels are so 1980's you know that.
Interpret: Some one just took another hit of acid. NATE STOP IT!
What do your interpretations lead to?: Your acid addictions
How do you feel now that you've "seen" these paintings?: I read their descriptions asshole, I cannot 'see' them because I dont go tripping like you do.
Do you even like paintings?: Sometimes
Do you prefer abstract or realism?: combination
Have you lost your marbles?: No, they are in a Ninja Turtle fanny pack somewhere in my room
(*8)How do you feel?: Slightly confused and a little hungry
(*9)What's a tie feel like?: Like a fancy noose
Give a description of yourself?: The motha fuckin B-Man
(*10)How modest of a person are you?: Depends on my mood, but normally I am modest
Sweet or sour?: SUHWEET
(11*)Buffalo Wings, Chicken Wings, or It ain't no thang!?: Ain't no thang but a chickin wing
Are you feeling the insanity?: Only when it tickles my prostate
Are you content?: No, I am hungry.
Do you love sound, taste, touch, smell or sight best? sound
Why do you love that sense?: Because I want to have a job that involves sound
Are you a sensible person?: When I need to be
Are you sensitive to others needs?: Read answer above
Did you have enough common sense to notice that was a lot of "sense-esque" words just then?: Yes
(*12)Enlighten me on your most favorite part of your body: my forearms
Words of interest------------
Circle, Square or Triangle?: triange
Start or End?: start
Tune or Moon?: tune
Cellar Door or Sole Survivor?: sole survivor
Virtual or Tragic?: virtual
(13*)Universe or Goochee purse: Universe
Unsung or Ping-Pong?: Ping-Pong
Playing Favorites------------
If you don't like either you are truly a bung hole.
Yahtzee or Volleyball?: Volleyball
(*14)Skateboarding or Barbies?: Skateboarding
Total Recall or Red Planet?: Total Recall, gotta love the chick with three tits
Dungeons & Douchebags or Evercrack?: Dungeons and Douchebags
Clue or Jenga?: Clue
Starcraft or Warcraft?: ooooo tough one, Starcraft
Desks or Tables?: Deskes, can hide more shit
(*15)Cups or Swords?: I like cups, the protect the balls
c-rap, cunt-ry, or trance?(choices, choices): trance
Red or Blue?: Blue
Aliens vs. Predator or Wing Commander?(Games): AvP all teh way
Bowling or Rowing?: Bowling
Tanks or Helicopters?: Tanks...all because of Starcraft
All right... Let's settle this score then....
HAH! 18 smarm! I am a Smarm elite