We haven't had that spirit here since...
It's not a problem of the glass being half full. Its when the bottle's empty that the trouble starts
Who cares if the glass is half full or not. Is the bottle empty?
What worries me when it comes to the glass being half full or empty is where the bottle happens to be at the time.
Is the glass half full or half empty? I'll answer that when you tell me how full or empty the bottle is.
Full or empty? Let me see the bottle and i'll tell you in the morning.
What? Bitch just give me the bottle!
Well, let me see. Is the glass at halves with full or with empty? (downs the glass) Hmmm, i'd have to go with empty, but be a dear and pass the bottle. Let us see what we can do about this mess.
Who cares if the glass is half full or not. Is the bottle empty?
What worries me when it comes to the glass being half full or empty is where the bottle happens to be at the time.
Is the glass half full or half empty? I'll answer that when you tell me how full or empty the bottle is.
Full or empty? Let me see the bottle and i'll tell you in the morning.
What? Bitch just give me the bottle!
Well, let me see. Is the glass at halves with full or with empty? (downs the glass) Hmmm, i'd have to go with empty, but be a dear and pass the bottle. Let us see what we can do about this mess.