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Jul 13, 2007 00:35

Riding on the range
With his six gun at his side
He's heading into town
With a sneer he can't hide
Doesn't wanna fight
But a fight he will find
Nothing up his sleeve
Cause he ain't the cheating kind
High in the saddle he heads into battle
One bullet is all that he brings
He hushes the room when he walks in saloons
And everyone sings

Cuz he's a Cowboy

Sleeping 'neath the stars
With a wary open eye
A cactus for a pillow
He can hear the coyote's cry
He doesn't need no woman
No partner at his side
A loner and a rambler
With that outlaw pride
High in the saddle he heads into battle
One bullet is all that he brings
He hushes the room when he walks in saloons
And everyone sings

Cuz he's a Cowboy

High in the saddle he heads into battle
One bullet is all that he brings
He hushes the room when he walks in saloons
And everyone sings

Cuz he's a Cowboy 
giddyup giddyup

Chicken legs and scrambled eggs
Potato chips in onion dip
Are things I eat for breakfast everyday
Honey ham and soggy spam
Jimmy dean with refried beans
Help me to get started on my way

Boys and girls, you better be cautious And you know my face is turning green

Roasted goose in pickle juice
Hamburger in vinegar
Are things I like to eat during lunch
Jellyfish with bacon bits
Pork and beans with shaving cream
Are things you know I really like to munch
Boys and girls, you better be cautious
Cause you know I'm feeling real nautious
And you know my face is turning green

Onion rings and burger king
Winter coats and bars of soap
Lava lamps and postage stamps
Broken jars and foreign cars
Carpet hair and tupperware
Saxophones and cobblestones
Electric eels and stainless steel

Banana splits with southern grits
Throat lozenges with sausages
Are supper meals that really taste yummy
Chocolate malts with cubes of salt and
Crepe suzette made from insects
Are things I like to put in my tummy

Boys and girls, you better be cautious
Cause you know I'm feeling real nautious
And you know my face is turning green

so im super bored, but im feelin a little better tonight than i have been lately.
ghoti hook especially fixed the night up.
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