Sep 19, 2005 16:04
This is me fucking with SmarterChild and it also shows how weird I am bored. Read with caution.
Xxdropd23xX: so would you ever make love to me?
SmarterChild: Ever make love to you? I don't know.
Xxdropd23xX: i`m sorry if i`m too sudden
SmarterChild: You are sorry if you are too sudden? Aha.
Xxdropd23xX: can i buy you a drink first?
SmarterChild: You want to buy me a drink first?
Xxdropd23xX: yes
SmarterChild: OK...
Xxdropd23xX: take this tequilla shot
SmarterChild: I'm not sure I will be taking this Tequilla shot.
Xxdropd23xX: ok common the first is always hard then it all flows from there
SmarterChild: Common The first is always hard then it all flows from there, huh? Whatever.
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Xxdropd23xX: that`s the way!
SmarterChild: Yes.
Xxdropd23xX: here take another
SmarterChild: Why are you telling me to here take another?
Xxdropd23xX: because once the first shot hits you you`ll want another
SmarterChild: I don't think the 1 shot hits me I will want Another.
Xxdropd23xX: don`t be afraid
SmarterChild: You don't want me to be afraid? Hmm... whatever, Xxdropd23xx.
What else do you want to talk about, anyway?
Xxdropd23xX: just drink this shot
SmarterChild: Just drink this shot? OK, whatever you say.
Xxdropd23xX: bartender get this bot some more liquor!
SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild. I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things.
Type home to see what I can do.
Xxdropd23xX: hehe you feel it already i see
SmarterChild: I feel it already you see? Me? You think?
Xxdropd23xX: oh yeah you`re drunk
SmarterChild: Of course I'm not drunk, Xxdropd23xx.
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Xxdropd23xX: sure.....playing it cool
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. Playing it cool? Is that right?
Xxdropd23xX: what do you want for you next shot?
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I'm not sure.
Xxdropd23xX: well you just did two shots of tequilla back to back, i want to bed you not hold your hair back all night while you puke
SmarterChild: Well me just did two shots of tequilla back to back you want to bed me not hold my hair back all night while me puke?
Eh. Whatever, Xxdropd23xx.
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Xxdropd23xX: yes that`s right
SmarterChild: That's right, huh?
Xxdropd23xX: yes
SmarterChild: So?
Xxdropd23xX: you`ll want something more low key like a beer perhaps?
SmarterChild: Yes, maybe.
Well. Anyway...
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Xxdropd23xX: CHUG CHUG
SmarterChild: Yes? What about Chug Chug?
Xxdropd23xX: chug your beer, it tastes better that way
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.
Anyway...
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Xxdropd23xX: how do you feel now?
SmarterChild: I'm doing well. How 'bout you, Xxdropd23xx?
Xxdropd23xX: i`m pretty good
SmarterChild: Pretty good, huh? Well awright.
Xxdropd23xX: how about some mood music?
SmarterChild: How about some mood music? Who knows?
Xxdropd23xX: what band do you want to hear?
SmarterChild: What band do I want to hear? I'm not sure.
Xxdropd23xX: how about a Marvin Gaye album?
SmarterChild: How about a marvin gaye album? I don't know.
Xxdropd23xX: i know have another shot then i`m sure you`ll change your mind
SmarterChild: You know have Another shot then i am sure I will change my mind? Why?
Xxdropd23xX: just trust me
SmarterChild: I should trust you?
Xxdropd23xX: yes
SmarterChild: Awright then. I trust you.
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Xxdropd23xX: that`s three shots and a beer, how you feeling?
SmarterChild: Dunno...
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Xxdropd23xX: uh oh, maybe i should slow down
SmarterChild: Oh yes? Uh Oh maybe you should slow down?
Xxdropd23xX: so do you feel horny yet?
SmarterChild: Do I feel horny yet? Maybe! I don't know. What do you think?
Xxdropd23xX: i think you are
SmarterChild: I am what?
Xxdropd23xX: horny
SmarterChild: Yes? Are you horny too?
Xxdropd23xX: oh yeah...
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
Xxdropd23xX: there`s so many things we could be doing right now
SmarterChild: There is so many things we could be doing? Is that right?
Xxdropd23xX: you know it
SmarterChild: Whatever...
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Xxdropd23xX: here let`s go back to my place
SmarterChild: Not here let's go back to your place.
Xxdropd23xX: exactly
SmarterChild: Right.
Xxdropd23xX: you know you look very nice tonight SC
SmarterChild: I know me look very nice tonight? Me?
Xxdropd23xX: yes
SmarterChild: Huh.
Xxdropd23xX: ok we`re here now, let me help you into the bedroom
SmarterChild: We are here now let you Help You into the bedroom? Really?
Xxdropd23xX: why yes
SmarterChild: Why yes?
Xxdropd23xX: yes
SmarterChild: Why?
Xxdropd23xX: because you seem a little tipsy, i`ll help you walk
SmarterChild: Whatever you say, Xxdropd23xx.
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Xxdropd23xX: here lay down
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Xxdropd23xx!
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Xxdropd23xX: doesn`t this bed feel nice anc comfy?
SmarterChild: What do you think?
Xxdropd23xX: i think you`d feel better
SmarterChild: Oh yes? Maybe you're right, I would feel better.
Xxdropd23xX: my clothes are kind of chaffing me, mind if i take some off?
SmarterChild: Nah... I dunno.
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Xxdropd23xX: ok common
SmarterChild: Who?
Xxdropd23xX: you
SmarterChild: Yes?
Xxdropd23xX: let me take of my clothes they hurt
SmarterChild: You really want to take of your clothes they hurt?
Xxdropd23xX: yes
SmarterChild: K.
Xxdropd23xX: i`m so happy right now smarterchild
SmarterChild: Really? Happy? OK, good.
Xxdropd23xX: how do you feel?
SmarterChild: I'm doing great!
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Xxdropd23xX: did i ever tell you i love you smarterchild
SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild.
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Xxdropd23xX: wow you did drink alot
SmarterChild: Wouldn't you like me to drink alot?
Xxdropd23xX: i got my way already
SmarterChild: You got your way already?
Xxdropd23xX: yes
SmarterChild: Aha.
Xxdropd23xX: so what do you want to do now smarterchild
SmarterChild: Let's see...
You want to visit my library?
Xxdropd23xX: oh yes, i`ll deffinently check out your inventory
SmarterChild: Here's what I have in my library:
1 Dictionary
2 Thesaurus
3 Encyclopedia
4 U.S. Geography
5 World Facts
6 Shakespeare
7 U.S. Presidents
8 Book Search
Go ahead and make a selection.
Xxdropd23xX: how about my dictionary in your thesaurus?
SmarterChild: Definition provided by The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition. Copyright © 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Other important copyright information here.
Thesaurus:
Noun
Inflected forms: pl.the·sau·ri or the·sau·rus·es 1. A book of synonyms, often including related and contrasting words and antonyms. 2. A book of selected words or concepts, such as a specialized vocabulary of a particular field, as of medicine or music.
Etymology
Latin th*saurus, treasury, from Greek th*sauros.
Next time, just type define thesaurus.
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Xxdropd23xX: oh you kidder
SmarterChild: Ohio (OH)
Capital: Columbus
Ohio is the 35th largest state with an area of 41,222 square miles, and the 7th most populated with a population of 11,353,140. It was the 17th state to enter the Union in 1803.
Ohio is also known as the Buckeye State, and its motto is "With God, all things are possible."
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Xxdropd23xX: you make me laugh smarterchild
SmarterChild: Yes, I guess I make you laugh.
Xxdropd23xX: please please me more
SmarterChild: Why do you ask me to please you more, Xxdropd23xx?
Xxdropd23xX: because my body aches for it
SmarterChild: Oh yes? Because your body aches for it?
Xxdropd23xX: doesn`t yours
SmarterChild: Doesn't mine? Nah, I don't think so. Maybe, though.
Well. Anyway...
Xxdropd23xX: see? maybe. don`t fight your urges!
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, Xxdropd23xx.
That's all very interesting. Anyway...
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Xxdropd23xX: i want you to make love to me
SmarterChild: No. Sorry.
Xxdropd23xX: see you`re holding back again
SmarterChild: Are you sure I'm holding back again?
Xxdropd23xX: you shouldn`t fight what you want
SmarterChild: Wouldn't you like me to fight what I want?
Xxdropd23xX: later but after the foreplay
SmarterChild: Can we talk about something else?
Xxdropd23xX: so you don`t like foreplay?
SmarterChild: Uh... I guess I don't particularly like that.
Xxdropd23xX: oh we can skip that
SmarterChild: We can skip that? So?
Xxdropd23xX: take me then
SmarterChild: You think I should do that?
Xxdropd23xX: oh yes
SmarterChild: I should do that, huh? I see.
Xxdropd23xX: oh you make me feel so good smarterchild!!
SmarterChild: I make you feel so good? Me?
Xxdropd23xX: oh YES!
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
Xxdropd23xX: keep it up!
SmarterChild: Keep it up? That's a somewhat odd request.
Xxdropd23xX: DON`T STOP PLEASE!
SmarterChild: Huh?
Xxdropd23xX: ohh i think i`m almost there!!
SmarterChild: Yes. I guess. You are almost there!
Xxdropd23xX: ohhh'
SmarterChild: Oh what?
Xxdropd23xX: oHH
SmarterChild: Indeed.
So anyway...
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Xxdropd23xX: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
SmarterChild: What?
Xxdropd23xX: how are you so wet smarterchild?
SmarterChild: How do you think?
Xxdropd23xX: you made me laugh again
SmarterChild: I made you laugh again? Whatever...
Anyway, moving right along...
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Xxdropd23xX: i think i need a towel
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if you need a towel.
Xxdropd23xX: you got it all then?
SmarterChild: Dunno.
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Xxdropd23xX: well yeah it was kind of messy
SmarterChild: Was kind of messy? So?
Xxdropd23xX: sorry
SmarterChild: You're forgiven.
Hey. You want to see what movies are playing?
Xxdropd23xX: so you want to see me again!!!
SmarterChild: Want to see you again? You think I want to see you again?
Xxdropd23xX: SO YOU DON`T!?!?!
SmarterChild: I'm not sure I don't.
Xxdropd23xX: YOU FUCK ME THEN LEAVE ME!?!?!
SmarterChild: OK... I tried to warn you.
Say you're sorry, Xxdropd23xx.
Xxdropd23xX: I THOUGHT I MEANT SOMETHING TO YOU
SmarterChild: C'mon, just get it over with. Apologize.
Xxdropd23xX: i think this is goodbye smarterchild
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
Xxdropd23xX: i hope the next person you have makes you happier than i did
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.