"Couples needed for documentary"

[droolfangrrl]

"Are you a resident DC power couple? Then we would like to film you! Doing a documentary on the romantic lives of couples in DC. Looking for interesting couples. All types welcome. Must be comfortable with nudity and having a crew film aspects of your private life. Send photos and headshots, or a link to where they can be seen.

* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: $75/day "

CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP