that guy had sex with a clown, thats awesome
I haven't updated this thing in months and I have nothing to say, so I thought to myself...why not do a survey?! Brilliant! Do not fret though, I'll be back with Oscar coverage, better than ever this year.
10 things you love
*In no particular order*
1. Whippersnapper
2. Pants
3. Seinfeld
4. movie nerd-dom
5. VLC thuggin'
6. poachin'
7. ping pong - greg's toast
8. chipotle burritos
9. daniel tosh
10. doodoo butter
10 things you hate
1. humidity in january
2. being poor
3. all of my sports teams right now - you're all faggots!
4. the university of texas
5. the movie, crash - that movie sucks, you're an idiot if you think otherwise, muhahaha
6. hangovers
7. machismo - seriously, why do you have to constantly assert your manhood? get over it, your life won't end just b/c someone finds out you have a small dick and/or are dealing with latent homosexuality
8. prairie-doggin' it and not being able to go
9. being moody (do NOT fuck with me in the morning!)
10. when bill works on the weekends
30 have you ever:
Picked flowers from someone elses lawn? if I were James, I could say I was once picking pussywillows on a fine summer's day
Cheated on a boyfriend or girlfriend? nuts to this, I'm going bowling
Had a close friend die? no, but I once got a hamster for Christmas and he died that next day, so I can't imagine it being a whole lot worse than that
Had a close family member die? perhaps, but we're mexican, so if one of us dies off, we just multiply, kinda like if you feed gizmo after midnight
Overheard someone having a conversation with themselves? i'll do you one better and say I've actually heard drunk Avinash talking shit...to himself! does anyone need any more evidence of his greatness?
Sniffed a permanent marker to get a mini-high? grow up and do coke like an adult
Doubted your sexuality? i love me some hair pie, but ricky, he LOVES the cock!
Written on the walls of a bathroom? does carving "Fuck Jews" on a toilet seat count?
Stapled your finger? what...fuck no!
Cut your own hair? I'm not that brave, I'm not gonna fuck with these luscious locks, that's pootie's jobs
Been to Disney World? ARE YOU KIDDING?! only the greatest place on earth!!
Been to a nude beach? i hang out with jason, scott, and billy...that's enough bare male ass and droopy ball sacks to last a lifetime, i dont need to hit up the nudies
Climbed a pile of boulders so you could say .."I'm the King of the World"? no, but one time at our second cd release party, during the first song, greg actually said (into a microphone, no less!), hey let's get a pit goin! that was awesome
Thrown up on a roller coaster? i aint no bitch
Danced in your underwear? better known as the tighty whitey truffle shuffle
Danced in your underwear in front of someone else? see above
Had a long distance relationship? no, unless you wanna count she-devil
Taped a ..'kick me..' sign on someone..'s back? probably, before i stepped it up a notch and starting drawing cocks on peoples' binders, backpacks, and car windows
Ate something off the ground ignoring the 10 second rule? of course, gives it a little kick...i like to think of it as a game called "guess the spice"...it's right up there with another classic game called "who's in my mouth"...it's addictive, like jenga
Gotten your tongue stuck to something cold? no, if you have, you might be teetering on stupid
Been to a psychic? has anyone seen troy or yvette lately? they are greatly missed
Believed something a psychic told you? i can't say i "believe" it wholeheartedly, but they definitely make me curious
Burnt things because you were bored? all the time, lighting farts on fire is the best
Stuck gum under a table? no, thats dirty and i have class, hellloooooo
Had the same dream more than twice? i dont know, but i had a dream last night that cher was walking around with one boob hanging out and she wouldnt put it up...it was really annoying me
Talked to yourself on AIM? wow
Had to go to the hospital because of a fireworks accident? haha, no, but speaking of troy and yvette, that was pretty funny when troy tried to light his wife on fire and she proceeded to break him down like a little bitch in front of all his friends...who wears the pants in the family?!?!
Made a truck driver honk his horn? follow the unwritten book of the road and you'll get where you're going in no time
Seen a UFO? greg is proof that UFOs exist
Who was the last person to kiss u: probably pants, she brings the noise
Hug you: bill
Call you: darius miles
Text u: who gives a shit
Can you....:
Write with both hands? no, but i can jerk off with both and that is wayyyyy more impressive
Whistle? yes, but i will also mention that ricky is an AMAZING skin floutist
Snap? about as well as steve martin in the jerk
Roll your tongue? the ladies love it
Touch your tongue to your nose? thats just gross
Tie a cherry stem in a knot using only your tongue? cant say ive tried...plus it's creepy if you're a guy and can do that
Juggle? i once saw a guy juggling chainsaws...it was cool at first, but after a while it just seemed unnecessary
Hacky-Sack? stupid potheads
This or that:
Beach or Mountains: the beach is ass...mountains are sweet
Day or Night: the night - b/c thats when the shit goes down...in the streets
Coffee or Tea: weller please
Real World or Road Rules: how about...which one is less gay? trick question sucka!
Nike or Adidas: Bk British Knights
McDonalds or BK: i dont eat either, but in my spare time, I like to chill at the BK Lounge
Sweet or Sour: i dont care
Winter or Summer: are you kidding? the summer is hell...no pun intended
Fall or Spring: well it depends what you mean, b/c fall doesnt exist in houston, so i guess spring
Dogs or Cats: both...dogs are dumb and loveable, cats are cocky and sassy
Coke or Pepsi: DIET COKE, it's better than normal coke dammit!
Black or White: dong...huh-huh
Chicken or Beef: i just watched murderball and on it, there was this guy with a black shirt and in huge red letters, it just said BEEF...i want that shirt!
Hugs or Kisses: i prefer rim jobs
Love or Lust: weak
Chocolate or Vanilla: i love it all
Blue or Purple: i dont care
New or Old: old balls
Short or Tall: do i have a choice?
Brown or Blonde: blonde is boring
Math or Science: both are the bane of my scholastic existence
Single or Taken: ball n' chain
10 things you love
*In no particular order*
1. Whippersnapper
2. Pants
3. Seinfeld
4. movie nerd-dom
5. VLC thuggin'
6. poachin'
7. ping pong - greg's toast
8. chipotle burritos
9. daniel tosh
10. doodoo butter
10 things you hate
1. humidity in january
2. being poor
3. all of my sports teams right now - you're all faggots!
4. the university of texas
5. the movie, crash - that movie sucks, you're an idiot if you think otherwise, muhahaha
6. hangovers
7. machismo - seriously, why do you have to constantly assert your manhood? get over it, your life won't end just b/c someone finds out you have a small dick and/or are dealing with latent homosexuality
8. prairie-doggin' it and not being able to go
9. being moody (do NOT fuck with me in the morning!)
10. when bill works on the weekends
30 have you ever:
Picked flowers from someone elses lawn? if I were James, I could say I was once picking pussywillows on a fine summer's day
Cheated on a boyfriend or girlfriend? nuts to this, I'm going bowling
Had a close friend die? no, but I once got a hamster for Christmas and he died that next day, so I can't imagine it being a whole lot worse than that
Had a close family member die? perhaps, but we're mexican, so if one of us dies off, we just multiply, kinda like if you feed gizmo after midnight
Overheard someone having a conversation with themselves? i'll do you one better and say I've actually heard drunk Avinash talking shit...to himself! does anyone need any more evidence of his greatness?
Sniffed a permanent marker to get a mini-high? grow up and do coke like an adult
Doubted your sexuality? i love me some hair pie, but ricky, he LOVES the cock!
Written on the walls of a bathroom? does carving "Fuck Jews" on a toilet seat count?
Stapled your finger? what...fuck no!
Cut your own hair? I'm not that brave, I'm not gonna fuck with these luscious locks, that's pootie's jobs
Been to Disney World? ARE YOU KIDDING?! only the greatest place on earth!!
Been to a nude beach? i hang out with jason, scott, and billy...that's enough bare male ass and droopy ball sacks to last a lifetime, i dont need to hit up the nudies
Climbed a pile of boulders so you could say .."I'm the King of the World"? no, but one time at our second cd release party, during the first song, greg actually said (into a microphone, no less!), hey let's get a pit goin! that was awesome
Thrown up on a roller coaster? i aint no bitch
Danced in your underwear? better known as the tighty whitey truffle shuffle
Danced in your underwear in front of someone else? see above
Had a long distance relationship? no, unless you wanna count she-devil
Taped a ..'kick me..' sign on someone..'s back? probably, before i stepped it up a notch and starting drawing cocks on peoples' binders, backpacks, and car windows
Ate something off the ground ignoring the 10 second rule? of course, gives it a little kick...i like to think of it as a game called "guess the spice"...it's right up there with another classic game called "who's in my mouth"...it's addictive, like jenga
Gotten your tongue stuck to something cold? no, if you have, you might be teetering on stupid
Been to a psychic? has anyone seen troy or yvette lately? they are greatly missed
Believed something a psychic told you? i can't say i "believe" it wholeheartedly, but they definitely make me curious
Burnt things because you were bored? all the time, lighting farts on fire is the best
Stuck gum under a table? no, thats dirty and i have class, hellloooooo
Had the same dream more than twice? i dont know, but i had a dream last night that cher was walking around with one boob hanging out and she wouldnt put it up...it was really annoying me
Talked to yourself on AIM? wow
Had to go to the hospital because of a fireworks accident? haha, no, but speaking of troy and yvette, that was pretty funny when troy tried to light his wife on fire and she proceeded to break him down like a little bitch in front of all his friends...who wears the pants in the family?!?!
Made a truck driver honk his horn? follow the unwritten book of the road and you'll get where you're going in no time
Seen a UFO? greg is proof that UFOs exist
Who was the last person to kiss u: probably pants, she brings the noise
Hug you: bill
Call you: darius miles
Text u: who gives a shit
Can you....:
Write with both hands? no, but i can jerk off with both and that is wayyyyy more impressive
Whistle? yes, but i will also mention that ricky is an AMAZING skin floutist
Snap? about as well as steve martin in the jerk
Roll your tongue? the ladies love it
Touch your tongue to your nose? thats just gross
Tie a cherry stem in a knot using only your tongue? cant say ive tried...plus it's creepy if you're a guy and can do that
Juggle? i once saw a guy juggling chainsaws...it was cool at first, but after a while it just seemed unnecessary
Hacky-Sack? stupid potheads
This or that:
Beach or Mountains: the beach is ass...mountains are sweet
Day or Night: the night - b/c thats when the shit goes down...in the streets
Coffee or Tea: weller please
Real World or Road Rules: how about...which one is less gay? trick question sucka!
Nike or Adidas: Bk British Knights
McDonalds or BK: i dont eat either, but in my spare time, I like to chill at the BK Lounge
Sweet or Sour: i dont care
Winter or Summer: are you kidding? the summer is hell...no pun intended
Fall or Spring: well it depends what you mean, b/c fall doesnt exist in houston, so i guess spring
Dogs or Cats: both...dogs are dumb and loveable, cats are cocky and sassy
Coke or Pepsi: DIET COKE, it's better than normal coke dammit!
Black or White: dong...huh-huh
Chicken or Beef: i just watched murderball and on it, there was this guy with a black shirt and in huge red letters, it just said BEEF...i want that shirt!
Hugs or Kisses: i prefer rim jobs
Love or Lust: weak
Chocolate or Vanilla: i love it all
Blue or Purple: i dont care
New or Old: old balls
Short or Tall: do i have a choice?
Brown or Blonde: blonde is boring
Math or Science: both are the bane of my scholastic existence
Single or Taken: ball n' chain