I swear officer, she said she's 19

[droogie81]

Sup sluts. Just chillin' up at work, I work 1-9 today and I'm "supposed" to have another operator here with me, but she's gay and decided to leave at 5:30. I suppose it's a good thing b/c I like being here by myself and she's a toolbag, but the drawback is I could theoretically get slammed with calls and being cursed by corporate America is not

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paaaaaaaaaants!!!!!

[lauren10]

you said pumped.
hahahahaha

im so pumped.
ha
ha
ha

[kerrence]

hey, faghead.
do you remember some girl you went to high school with named Sandy?
real cute blonde girl.
she says she knows you and Greg and everyone.
I don't know, I'm drunk as fuck.
but I thought it was funny that I work with someone who knows who you are.
peace out
way to win, Clemens!
just kidding.
fuck you, Dotel.

[droogie81]

i do, i know her really well actually....my boy james has dated her since like high school, how did you stumble on the fact that you both knew me?

[kerrence]

I work with her
and one night we were messed up and talking about Sugarland and local bands
and Crash 81 came up
and I was like oh, yeah they're badass
and you came up
and there you go

I told you she looked too young

[chicane13]

Jeff loves techno music

Jeff loves swamp donkeys

Jeff likes to use the word proliferation

Jeff is pumped

Jeff WILL miss Jeff Martinez. You are the next Jeff in line, fat guy coming for you.

Okay, I got nothing, NOTHINGGGGGG

Re: I told you she looked too young

[droogie81]

ya know, you're just planting the seeds in randy's mind by saying im the next jeff, damn you yvettteeeeeee

Re: I told you she looked too young

[chicane13]

It's my new goal in life..

plant that seed and watch it grow

entertainment value of Randy hazing Jeff= priceless

[sexymonster]

Jeff you rock my ass so hard.

[droogie81]

i do love rock hard asses

Hard

[dunlops]

You said hard
hahahahahahahaha

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