My head hurts.
Now, I like Hello Kitty more than most heterosexual males. Actually, possibly even more than most heterosexual females. Mostly because I think painfully cute can be funny. Sort of like Toy Box. But everyone has a line that they have to draw in the sand and say "This. This is too far."
I have found my line.
Right here. http://www.hellokittyonline.com/us/index.php?c=about&s=about_gameIntro
Yeah. That is right. A freaking Hello Kitty MMORPG, complete with combat system and crafting professions. What in the name of all that is unholy is going on here? No, seriously. Why in the hell does Hello Kitty need her own MMORPG?
I'm afraid. Very afraid. I have lost friends to EverQuest. And to World Of Warcraft. Now Hello Kitty Online. Seriously, people. Something must be done. What will be next? A Hello Kitty first person shooter? A real-tme strategy game? Miniatures for a table top system complete with Warhammer integration? In the darkness of te far future of Hello Kitty there will be only WAR.
Seriously. I quit.
I have found my line.
Right here. http://www.hellokittyonline.com/us/index.php?c=about&s=about_gameIntro
Yeah. That is right. A freaking Hello Kitty MMORPG, complete with combat system and crafting professions. What in the name of all that is unholy is going on here? No, seriously. Why in the hell does Hello Kitty need her own MMORPG?
I'm afraid. Very afraid. I have lost friends to EverQuest. And to World Of Warcraft. Now Hello Kitty Online. Seriously, people. Something must be done. What will be next? A Hello Kitty first person shooter? A real-tme strategy game? Miniatures for a table top system complete with Warhammer integration? In the darkness of te far future of Hello Kitty there will be only WAR.
Seriously. I quit.