SPECIAL DELIVERY ...!

Feb 12, 2012 10:16

So...

If you were a pizza delivery girl or boy in a cheesy porno flick, what would your line be as soon as the door opens?

lighthawkdragon and I tried compiling a few together:

"I heard someone ordered a pizza with extra sausage!"
"Don't worry, the TIP was already included in the bill!"
"I'm here to give you your extra toppings!"

humor

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