1) Comment to this and I will give you 3 people.
2) Post this meme with your answers.
3) Provide pictures and the names of 3 people.
4) Label which you would marry, shag, and throw off a cliff.
I received these ridiculously difficult choices from
collegeanna19. Don't know how I'll get through this...
- Dean Winchester (I KNOW!)
- Gregory House
- Rodney McKay
K, so I'm going get the Cliffing over with first. It's just the easiest one...
Cliff
God love him... but Rodney would have to go over the cliff.
Smarter than both the others and three BAJILLION times more likely to drive me insane. My friends and I developed a drinking game: watch one season of SGA (Stargate Atlantis for the pleebs :P) and take a drink every time Rodney has a "OH GOD, OH GOD, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!1!!11" moment. You will be fall-over-aim-for-the-earth-and-miss kind of drunk by the end of the second episode!
Here's where the ridiculous happens. How do you choose whether to marry or just shag Dean Winchester?
Well, here goes...
Shag
This will have to go to Gregory House.
He's a top-notch diagnostician who refutes authourity with horribly dry and assholian (that's TOTALLY a word!) wit. He also has the bluest eyes IN THE WORLD! But I couldn't marry him - he'd probably just run off with Cuddy anyways because she has a much better rack than I do (I know, so crude! :P) and I couldn't throw him off a cliff because I might need him to save my life eventually. Not if it's lupus though... It's never lupus!
Which leaves...
Marry
The talented, the experienced, the semi-emo-angsty and most definitely the most HANDSOME man on the list: Dean Winchester!!
Why marriage you ask? Well, I'll tell you.
- He's resourceful - how many men do you know can get out of handcuffs with a car antenna? how about capture a crossroads demon using a super!sneaky devil trap on a water tower? Oh and of course, peanut butter M&Ms!!
- He's loyal - even though his Daddy didn't always treat him awesome, or the fact that his brother keeps running away without him (OMG!abandonment issues much?), he still fights to the death for everyone
- I'll be uber!shallow and say - The car! Baby (that's what I call the Metallicar) is one of the most beautiful vehicles I have ever seen... and she purrs.
- He's a fricking
ghost/demon/witch/werewolf/vampire/"insert random supernatural phenom here" hunter!!!! How much cooler is it to never worry about the monsters in the closet cuz hubby's there with a shotgun and rock salt 24/7?
- He has a wide range of emotions - happy, sad, angry, woobie, drunk... all are possibly with Dean! :D
- and last but not least (and slightly connected to the last point), the single cancer-curing tear. Can't let that pass... :)
And I'll throw this is because I just can't stop myself...
So there we go. I managed it...
Should probably go do some work now huh? Pfft.