Jan 21, 2009 14:07
THE BUSH BURNED BUT WAS NOT CONSUMED AND THESE ARE THE WORDS IT SAID TO ME (AND THEN THE ACID KICKED IN)
I feel compelled to try to distinguish this from the onslaught of Obama-ecstasy posts that are proliferating across the internets like a swarm of nanomachines that just discovered sentience (my thoughts on the subject are that I am pleased that it was Obama who was elected, glad to be out of the Bush era, and hopeful that the next four years will be a positive time, but still fuck government, burn civilization, no gods no masters, fall Wall Street, the sooner society is ravaged and reduced to an irradiated wasteland ruled by roving cannibal gangs warring over dominion of what meager resources remain with no reprieve but the passing distraction of the occasional terrordrome bloodspot, the better), but that said I figured I might as well throw in my 2 pesos toward the evolving neo-lexicon of the Obama reign in which every word is a pun on the president's name.
NECROBAMACON
(n) the cursed grimoire (penned in the 6th century by the mad arab Abdul Al-Hazrad) used by the President-elect to transfigure the corn-fed U.S. of A into an icy necropolis of demonic terror and black magic
WHERE'S WALDO
P.S. There are at least 2 hidden puns in this entry, see if you can find them.