A nun wearing her black habit is walking past a bar when a drunk stumbles out, sees her, and punches her in the face. Before she can scream, he lands a quick jab and finishes with an uppercut. She goes down, and the drunk starts kicking her in the sides. A few of his friends run out of the bar, and as they pull him off the bloody nun, he yells, “You’re not so tough now are you, Batman?!”
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An attractive woman goes up to the bar in a rural tavern. She gestures several times to the bartender, but he ignores her. She disappears for several minutes, returns to the bar, and blows him a kiss. This time he rushes over. “Are you the manager?” she asks, softly stroking his face. “Actually, no,” the bartender smiles. “Can you get him for me?” she asks, running her hands through his hair. “ I’m afraid I can’t. He’s not here,” the bartender sighs. “Is there anything I can do?” “Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message,” she continues, popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. “What should I tell him?” he manages to ask. “ Tell him,” she whispers, “that there’s no toilet paper in the ladies’ room.”
Before she can scream, he lands a quick jab and finishes with an uppercut. She goes down, and the drunk starts kicking her in the sides. A few of his friends run out of the bar, and as they pull him off the bloody nun, he yells, “You’re not so tough now are you, Batman?!”
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An attractive woman goes up to the bar in a rural tavern. She gestures several times to the bartender, but he ignores her.
She disappears for several minutes, returns to the bar, and blows him a kiss. This time he rushes over. “Are you the manager?” she asks, softly stroking his face. “Actually, no,” the bartender smiles. “Can you get him for me?” she asks, running her hands through his hair.
“ I’m afraid I can’t. He’s not here,” the bartender sighs. “Is there anything I can do?” “Yes, there is. I need you to give him a message,” she continues, popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. “What should I tell him?” he manages to ask. “ Tell him,” she whispers, “that there’s no toilet paper in the ladies’ room.”
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