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I received an email the other day. The email was a chain letter obviously intended for women (since it said at the end to send to any woman you know.)
However, the email ended with this:
"Confidentiality Notice: This email message, including any attachments, is for the sole use of the intended recipient(s) and may contain confidential and/or privileged information. If you are not the intended recipient(s), you are hereby notified that any dissemination, unauthorized review, use, disclosure or distribution of this email and any materials contained in any attachments is prohibited. If you receive this message in error, or are not the intended recipient(s), please immediately notify the sender by email and destroy all copies of the original message, including attachments"
Who the hell pulls that on a chain letter? I mean, I guess that lets people know that the letter was worthless anyway. Since I'm a male, I am therefore an unauthorized viewer. Poor fella who wrote this confidentiality notice didn't realize he or she neglected to write anything about the punishments for unauthorized viewing and what not. And the chain letter was bullshit anyway. It was about a man who, in some stroke of luck, let out the air in an unsuspecting random woman's tire. Inside his briefcase was knives, gloves, and rope. How realistic. I don't mean to intrude on the moral of the story, which seems to be, "Don't help others in need, especially men, because they are most likely serial killers who murder random women."
At the end it said to use your head, so I did. I applied common sense and realized the email was bullshit.
However, the email ended with this:
"Confidentiality Notice: This email message, including any attachments, is for the sole use of the intended recipient(s) and may contain confidential and/or privileged information. If you are not the intended recipient(s), you are hereby notified that any dissemination, unauthorized review, use, disclosure or distribution of this email and any materials contained in any attachments is prohibited. If you receive this message in error, or are not the intended recipient(s), please immediately notify the sender by email and destroy all copies of the original message, including attachments"
Who the hell pulls that on a chain letter? I mean, I guess that lets people know that the letter was worthless anyway. Since I'm a male, I am therefore an unauthorized viewer. Poor fella who wrote this confidentiality notice didn't realize he or she neglected to write anything about the punishments for unauthorized viewing and what not. And the chain letter was bullshit anyway. It was about a man who, in some stroke of luck, let out the air in an unsuspecting random woman's tire. Inside his briefcase was knives, gloves, and rope. How realistic. I don't mean to intrude on the moral of the story, which seems to be, "Don't help others in need, especially men, because they are most likely serial killers who murder random women."
At the end it said to use your head, so I did. I applied common sense and realized the email was bullshit.