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Aug 21, 2005 22:25

I had an entry in which lisa was insulted because she had to get her fatass self involved in some issues, and i therefore insulted her
The arguement had two repeating segments as follows
1. Lisa saying incomprehensible, irrational thoughts about how her shallow views are superior to my deep intellect and wit.
2. Charles Machi completely owning Lisa's ass, folled by a witty one liner such as "OWNED BITCH" or "BOOM HEADSHOT"

Example:
oX TaKe Me AwAyX: charles.
Drogien Pleasure: yees?
oX TaKe Me AwAyX: you're possibly the ugliest child on the face of the planet. you have no life, and your life serves no purpose. I hate you, and you can die.
Drogien Pleasure: lisa.
oX TaKe Me AwAyX: im just going to x out of your box
oX TaKe Me AwAyX: don't wastte your time
Drogien Pleasure: you're a fucking psycho and every word that comes out of your mouth is worthless because you can't tell your ass from a mishapen hole in the ground. You telling me that I'm worthless is like a midget telling me that I'm short. I am glad that you hate me, and I hope you rot in hell with all the other masturbating bitches

OWNED BITCH

Following this dispute which I clearly won because bitches will all bow down and blow their superiors, Lisa had brain activity, which happens every 6 months or so. She realized she still had my password from when we were dating. After 5 minutes of deep thinking, she remembered the 4 letter 2 number password, the numbers being 1 and 1. After grabbing a snack for being so brilliant, which she does often and in effect created her obesity, she went on to delete my entire post. Sam soon pointed this out to me, because he's on top of things, and I quickly searched to correct this. The only thing that could be done was change my password and own her again on a completely new level: this level.

In conclusion: Don't get a fat bitch angry. But if you do, pray that she is a fucking moron, such as this situation.
-CMAC
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