Includiing in a package I'm mailing out
Dear Fine and Noble Employees of the USPS,
If you're reading this, then I suspect you may be concerned about a fine, powdery substance emitting from this package. I'm very sorry about that as I tried very hard to seal it properly before mailing. It's homemade hot chocolate mix and does not contain anthrax or any other nefarious and/or illegal substances. It does contain cocoa powder, powdered sugar, powdered milk, corn starch, salt, and a dash of paprika. Please feel free to run any tests you like in order to verify this. I'm sorry if I have caused you any inconvenience. I hope you are having a safe and stress-free December, and please don't put me on any terrorist watch lists.
Thank You and Merry Christmas,
Sydney