Was Geht Hier Vor?!

[droehnendrecht]

ACHTUNG KRISTOPH.

I woke up this morning and did not find a chocolate bunny or any cream-filling eggs or any peeps or bean jellies at my door.

Please explain.

Comments

[la_pretty_girl]

You did not get la package, mon 'andsome German boy? I made la many treats fantastique!

[droehnendrecht]

YOUR TREATS WILL NOT FILL THE EMPTINESS I HAVE INSIDE!!!

...but they might help. Let me go check again.

[la_pretty_girl]

Bon Easter! Very good, non?

Please come to la restaurant Trés Bien and I will make you la dinner magnifique! Trés special!

[droehnendrecht]

Can... can you make me something sweet? Like crêpes in strawberries?

And... Can I bring Kristoph? He likes French food...

[mike_meekins]

Don't worry, sir! Some Easter oranges are on their way! Fruit is nature's candy!

[droehnendrecht]

I do not want nature's candy I want REAL candy!!

...But thank you, I will be enjoying them Herr Meeks.

[wrightswrongs]

You still expect your brother to get you treats at your age?

1/2

[droehnendrecht]

YES.

2/2

[droehnendrecht]

You are only child, ja? You could never understand the sibling bond that is formed with chocolate.

[wrightswrongs]

...I guess not.

[musical_cocoon]

Hey, calm down, man. Maybe he just forgot at the moment of he's giving you candy later. Seriously, just chill.

Besides, it seems that candy is getting harder to open these days. I think I need a knife or something to get rid of these plastic wrapping around this egg filled with gummi bears.

[droehnendrecht]

Ah-- but Daryan!! You do not even like candy!

[droehnendrecht]

But... do you have Peeps?

[droehnendrecht]

They are teeny marshmallows covered in sugar and shaped like little baby chicks. And they come in purple (purple ones are the best!)