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[droehnendrecht]

It has been so long since I have actually written in here! I have just been so busy with everything

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[rookiekiller]

U... ugly...?

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[rookiekiller]

Did you...

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[rookiekiller]

You... rapscallion...

done

[rookiekiller]

I will have you know that a 1998 Toyota Cresta is one of the most beautiful and stunning cars ever made! The shape, the form, and even the paint make up what is quite possible the most brilliantly designed car of '98!

And don't even get me started on the specifications of said beauty, you hooligan. When you start that angelic car up, and its engine purrs... you open the sunroof and the wind just blows through your hair... It's an experience unlike any other.

If you want to discuss ugly vehicles, Gavin, don't even get me started on that... that bike of yours. It's like some sort of junk heap on wheels.

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[droehnendrecht]

It is a '98 Cresta? That car is older than I am -- and not in the good vintage way, Herr Payne...

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[droehnendrecht]

...Wait.

What exactly is wrong with my hog...?

[rookiekiller]

That heap? Well, for one, that shape? Let me just say that calling it a 'hog'... is very fitting. Hee hee hee...

Plus, the paint job is just awful. Whoever did it must have been drunk or something- that color? Terrible!

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[droehnendrecht]

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[droehnendrecht]

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[rookiekiller]

If anything makes other vehicles look ugly, it would be that 'hog' of yours, not my Cresta.

Honestly, if it wasn't for the overwhelming beauty of my car countering that, I'd be half-tempted to have you towed. Hee hee hee...

[musical_cocoon]

I don't wanna come in between this little thing where a man old, pathetic, and bald enough to be a high school principal insults an 18 year old...

But man, that car of your certainly has a "smashing" quality to it. If ya catch my meaning.

[rookiekiller]

...Is that some sort of rock and roll slang?