When you pull a gun, kill a man.

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I'm going to be the kind of mother who steals her son's(') video games and hides them so they'll learn a lesson, but they won't learn a lesson and they'll just get mad and continue playing the game once they find it behind a box on the front porch and not give a damn about investing so much of their time in something unproductive and insignificant and won't give a damn about loudly hooting and squealing in a feminine way (because that's funny, right?) while mother, who lives on the same floor as the Nintendo console, tries to do work for her Calculus class whose first test of the semester she reluctantly has to learn the results of tomorrow.

Dear Smash Brothers,
ME > YOU
Sincerely, Andrea