More regular kids from work...
I got two seven year olds that usually come late, aren't bad kids, but generally cause problems when I have other kids in the playroom, tonight luckily it was just them.
I figured out why even though they are the same age they aren't twins, they're step brother and sister--not all that bad, but I've gotten quotes like:
-From the girl (while dancing provacatively in a short skirt at the window into the mall) after I asked her to stop: "But mommy dances like this"
-The boy's response "Mom says she should learn how to make good money"
So tonight all was going well, we were playing monopoly, some kid knocked on the window and waved, I asked if they knew him
Their response"
"no, he's ugly"
"No he aint, he looks like a pimp"
"A pimp can be ugly"
"not that ugly"
which turned into:
"I hope I have a baby"
"You're not old enough to have a baby"
"Thats why I can have sex all I want"
"I'm going to tell mom you're having sex"
(to me) "tell him not to!!"
The bad part is that it really wouldn't surprise me at all if she were.
I figured out why even though they are the same age they aren't twins, they're step brother and sister--not all that bad, but I've gotten quotes like:
-From the girl (while dancing provacatively in a short skirt at the window into the mall) after I asked her to stop: "But mommy dances like this"
-The boy's response "Mom says she should learn how to make good money"
So tonight all was going well, we were playing monopoly, some kid knocked on the window and waved, I asked if they knew him
Their response"
"no, he's ugly"
"No he aint, he looks like a pimp"
"A pimp can be ugly"
"not that ugly"
which turned into:
"I hope I have a baby"
"You're not old enough to have a baby"
"Thats why I can have sex all I want"
"I'm going to tell mom you're having sex"
(to me) "tell him not to!!"
The bad part is that it really wouldn't surprise me at all if she were.