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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, helpmehollywood (-5000 points). Last Monday I donated bone marrow to purewhiterabbit in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In April I turned wide_open4 in for eating carbs (3 points). Last Tuesday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In July I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4781 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
pinkleberries
and she will be getting one!