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Sometimes life is like a ketchup commercial.
That can be interpreted in a few ways:
1. Things are really boring for a while and then you get something draped in tomato paste.
2. Almost... Almost... Almost... Almost... Come on Damnit! THERE!
3. Hmmm... should I get that right now? No, I'll wait a moment. Oh look, its mine!
an alternate to the last one
3. Hmmm... should I get that right now? No, I'll wait a moment. Why the hell Im I covered in tomato paste!?
4. The hot dog of life is going its way, it has mustard, it has onions, but it is missing something. Then the ketchup comes and then SWEET MYSTERY OF LIFE AT LAST I'VE FOUND YOU!
5. I waited 30 years for this bottle of ketchup to spew something out, and now Im dead. Damn you Heinz!
6. Solitaire is a good way to kill time and not kill mimes. Now lets cover something in tomato paste.
I hope nobody expected a point to this, there is none!
That can be interpreted in a few ways:
1. Things are really boring for a while and then you get something draped in tomato paste.
2. Almost... Almost... Almost... Almost... Come on Damnit! THERE!
3. Hmmm... should I get that right now? No, I'll wait a moment. Oh look, its mine!
an alternate to the last one
3. Hmmm... should I get that right now? No, I'll wait a moment. Why the hell Im I covered in tomato paste!?
4. The hot dog of life is going its way, it has mustard, it has onions, but it is missing something. Then the ketchup comes and then SWEET MYSTERY OF LIFE AT LAST I'VE FOUND YOU!
5. I waited 30 years for this bottle of ketchup to spew something out, and now Im dead. Damn you Heinz!
6. Solitaire is a good way to kill time and not kill mimes. Now lets cover something in tomato paste.
I hope nobody expected a point to this, there is none!