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Jan 24, 2006 21:12

Boys and girls, let me paint the picture for you: Me, in a trench coat and matching hat, steamy, Chicago-like setting. Ok, here we go.

*Drag on cigarette* Well, it was a cold, dark winter night. I was... walking down the street, minding my own business when I saw her. *Drag* She was just... standing there... in the cold... her shirt wide open. *Drag* I was confused because one was... bigger... twice the size even... of the other one. *Drag* I took her home, out of the cold and she proceeded to take off all of her clothing without hesitation. *Small drag* The space between her legs was... I don't know... weathered... beaten like a damn hyena after Labor Day. *Drag* I have no idea what I meant by that. *Long drag. Long pause* I still tapped that. *Drag* So you see, kids, that's how I met your mother.

Life is awesome. Friday = Pure perfection. Nothing can possibly spoil it. ^ ^ I'm having so much fun. Peace and great days ahead.

-Jim

p.s. TGIFridays after school on Friday. All who are friends here, all who read, are welcome. Let's have a ball.

p.p.s. We have officially named the band: Out of Commission! Mark down the shows:
February 17th - Bomb The Music Industry, Rick Johnson's Rock and Roll Machine, Nobody's Favorite and more @ Pine Lake Park Club
February 18th - Nobody's Favorite, The Specs, and more @ The Rail in Bound Brook
February 24th - Bigger Tomas, The Executives, and more @ Westfield First Baptist Church
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