K-Bunny Says: Martian Found in Caves Nursing a Young Wombat
EDIT: This is a lovely entry, and I really wish I could claim credit for it. Unfortunately, that distinction belongs to lakenaid and the Ephran mentioned below. I *knew* I should have logged out before closing the browser and getting high.
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So, Ephran and Matt were in a coal car headed from Toledo, OH to Elkart, IA, and because of Katrina coming in they were freezing and being rained on, huddled under a raincoat.
Matt said, "Imagine if we weren't sitting on a pile of coal, but it was all potatoes instead."
Ephran replied, "Oh, man! The first thing I want to eat when I get back to Chicago is a nice, hot potato!"
The next evening, they finally arrived in Chicago, got on the blue line, and then the Division bus. Ephran headed straight to Pot n' Rox, hoping Ratification was still in effect. He walked up to the corner where the grillbike was doing its thing, and the first thing that happened - someone handed him a potato.
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So, Ephran and Matt were in a coal car headed from Toledo, OH to Elkart, IA, and because of Katrina coming in they were freezing and being rained on, huddled under a raincoat.
Matt said, "Imagine if we weren't sitting on a pile of coal, but it was all potatoes instead."
Ephran replied, "Oh, man! The first thing I want to eat when I get back to Chicago is a nice, hot potato!"
The next evening, they finally arrived in Chicago, got on the blue line, and then the Division bus. Ephran headed straight to Pot n' Rox, hoping Ratification was still in effect. He walked up to the corner where the grillbike was doing its thing, and the first thing that happened - someone handed him a potato.