To start this off ...
So, this is how the humans communicate with each other. Silly little flesh creatures. We have similar modes on Cybertron but we don't use them for such nonsense such as this! I must investigate these flesh creatures further. I do not know as much about them as most of my commrades do.
Anyway - I am Darkhawk. Yes, I am fresh off of the Cybertronian assembly line. Teehee, I'm all shiney and new. I was given an earth mode to more easily blend in with the planet's current technological aircraft. And yes - I am a bit of an odd rarity, I am one of the rare design types known as FEMALE Transformers. There are not a lot of us - and most certainly not any female Decepticons. However I hope that maybe I can prove the need for the female design amoungst my fellow Transformer brethern. We have our uses, as they shall discover. I am a prototype of sorts - Primus must have had Vector Sigma produce me in this way for a purpose only Primus itself can understand.
Now a lot of folks thought that only Autobots can have the rare female design. Heh - I proved that wrong! I am a weapon, and my purpose is to be used as a weapon. The Decepticons are all about being weapons and they all live grandly up to their purpose. So, I am a Decepticon - true blooded, through and through. There was a bit of hesitation on the Decepticon's side in allowing me to enlist in the elite fighting forces. They don't get many girls ... in fact I don't think there are any girls! Untill now anyway.
Megatron was oddly amused when he met me. I think he likes me, he always seems to enjoy my presence in the briefing rooms. Heh, my charm has it's ways with authority figures ;) . Megs also likes the fact that I am such a rarity. I love it when he violently tosses around any other troop that tries to annoy me. I proved my superior fighting skills by participating in a raid on an Autobot camp 2 weeks ago. I decimated them, slice and dice baby!! They didn't know what hit them. Oh the looks on the Autobot's faceplates when they saw a female Decepticon coming after them with my energon Katana. Autobots have this thing about not wanting to harm females ... heh much to my advantage! Eventualy they fought back but it was in futality. There's nothing I love more than stealthly going in and raising the roof in a battle.
I am still in the process of adjusting to military life within the Decepticon HQ. Since there are no other known females around, I think the rest of the crew is unsure of how to adjust to me. To that I say wholeheartedly " Do not see me as different, just think of me as One Of The Guys!". I don't want to be a problem - although I have noticed that these guys tend to fight with each other more when I'm around in a vain attempt to impress me, or somesuch nonsense. Men, they are sooooo strange. I think as time goes on I'll fit in quite nicely.
That is it for this first entry.