Jul 06, 2007 13:24
Parents have been here since Saturday and, were it not for explosives and Caroline last night, I'd have offed myself directly after dinner. It's not so much that they're actively irritating, they just require so much WORK to be done. Work as opposed to sitting around and enjoying my freedom, my life, my... uh... SELF. So, instead of reading and writing (two things I really SHOULD be doing for the whole graduate school thing), I'm being dragged to WalMart at midnight to have a two hour shopping spree with my mother, helping her clean baseboards in my bathroom, cutting up whole watermelons for my dad to munch on, and being asked 5 fucking times "shouldn't you start the ribs now"?? YES, I'M STARTING THE RIBS! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!
Three more days. Only three more days. ::Takes deep breath:: I'm gonna make it!