Cleaning out the closet...
I found my 8th-grade diary today. Boy, does it make for some choice reading. Here are some of the better excerpts. Enjoy!
Wednesday, January 18, 1995:
"Today I stayed after school. I made up gym. In art, we couldn't do fimo because someone took an x-acto knife. We better get to do fimo tomorrow. I don't want Mark to do it though. He's UGLY! He stinks too. Sorry, but he is. I can't deny."
Tuesday, January 24, 1995:
"Mr. Castine wants us to make a hot air balloon. I think HE's full of hot air."
Thursday, April 20, 1995:
"In Health class, we're learning about STDs. I vow NEVER EVER to have sex.!"
Tuesday, May 9th, 1995:
"Today in Mrs. Bennett's class, I worked on my duffle bag. It was dumb, Becky [Read]'s almost done. She tells me how far she is. I tell her to shut up."
Pure comic gold. GOLD, I tell you!
