I saw a rather interesting fellow today...
I was walking into the liquor store to acquire my bimonthly staple of Smirnoff Raspberry Twist. I saw a guy sitting in his car. This guy was one of the sort you would see loitering on a park bench. He was wearing dirty clothes, and he looked as though he hadn't showered or washed his hair since the Clinton administration. He also appeared to be extremely intoxicated. As if to confirm this theory, he pulled out a sample-sized bottle of Wild Turkey, and downed it in one giant swig. Shaking my head, I went inside. The clerk had noticed him as well, and I said "I hope he doesn't plan on driving." Seemingly in response, he started up the car and took off. I hope he didn't hurt anyone on the way home.
What a moron.
What a moron.