Badfic Challenge

Apr 11, 2008 18:00


Title: Where, Oh Where, Has My Little Doggone
Author: JRMaxwell
Rating: T
Warnings: Use of voice recognition software instead of typing.

And Author’s note: I am writing this and voice recognition software.  I lost both of my hands fighting in Afghanistan and so I have to talk about my fics.  This is very sad.  My fiancé left me once I couldn’t touch are in her special place anymore and now have the back of my parents who think that this is a terrible hobby.  Anyway this is a crossover fic.  I very much hope that you enjoy it.
Kagome’s adinuyasha overheating a picnic by the well recently it glowed below a little blond headed girl showed up and wanted to talk to them.  I’m looking for my dog she said.  We haven’t seen your dog little girl InuYasha said.  But he came to Japan and jump from this well she replied.  So you’re from the futre two to go may said.  We can be friends.
Okay I would like to be friends said the little girl.  My name is Emily Elizabeth sent the girl.  Space what is yours.
Could go may the Japanese girl replied.
I need to find my dog Emily said.
What does he look like could  go may said.
Well, he’s big and red, like InuYasha there.
Oi, bitch my name is not InuYasha oh yes it is he replied. 
At that moment Sesshoumaru appear I can’t believe this program has Sesshoumaru and it’s.
Did you say big red dog Sesshoumaru past.
Yes I did and lee said.
That may be Inuyasha’s real father Sesshoumaru said.
Real father InuYasha asks.  You mean I’m not related to you you bastard. 
Know you were adopted Sesshoumaru said.  My father is the great white dog.  Your father is the big red dog.  
His name is Clifford Emily said.
He was a dog from the future Sesshoumaru said. He had a coat of impenetrable armor and he fought my dad in a fight. My dad won but he fought so honorably that he adopted you because Clifford died and couldn’t take care of you anymore but then my dad died and you were left to his human whore who loved you so I still hate you.
So that’s I go isn’t my sword from my dad’s fang InuYasha asked.
No it is from my dad but your coat is not made of fire rat it is made from your dad Sesshoumaru replied.
I’m wearing daddy Inuyasha gasped.
Wait Clifford died Emily Elizabeth wailed. 
Yes and he died in vein Sesshoumaru said. He was a big dumb read dog.
This is good news could go may said. You have a new family InuYasha. This girl is your grandmother.
I have a grandma yay InuYasha said.
And they all lived happily ever after.
 Alright thank you very much for reading my fic.  My mother says that it is time for dinner now.  We’re having was on Ya.  It is very delicious a worry you know.  Kicked out
The end
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